[POLL] Do you shoplift?

[aswellfella]

I know this question glows a bit so I want you to know the answers are anonymous and you can change your answer.

 

[pixy.BLACKED]

No (I'm not a nigger)

 

[user]

No, officer

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Only shiniquas do this stuff mango

 

[AutistSupremacist]

People who shoplift should have their hands chopped off with the machete

 

[SilverBullet]

this question glows

 

[zerozerozero]

i steal stuff

 

[aswellfella]

 

[aswellfella]

i stole your mom's heart

Womp Womp

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

 

[Emba]

I not only shoppift I malllift and gas stationlift! Soon I'll be strong enough to airportlift!

 

[RandomGuy]

No, too busy stacking.


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Trump trade gonna make it happen.


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[ToBurble&Pine]

No
I don't go outside

 

[kcarrots]

i have once years ago but nothing major

 

[orgcel]

I used to steal from my HS cafeteria kek

 

[BSGMANLET]

I used to steal Pokémon cards at Walmart.

 

[HomicidalSuicidal88]

I did take legos at the store before forgot they were in my pocket I was little at the time

 

[NocturnalCel]

Shoplifting is for niggers

 

[VideoGameCoper]

No (I'm not a nigger)

 

[OwariDa]

No (I'm not a nigger)

 

[PersonalityChad]

Nope

 

[edgelordcel]

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

Used to, don't do it often anymore

 

[aswellfella]

Used to, don't do it often anymore

Ever get caught?

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

Ever get caught?

No, once some loss prevention man yelled "STOP!" as I was walking out of the store. Honestly didn't think it was about me. Looked back thinking there was some store drama but it was some short bald buff guy walking towards me. I ran to the end of the block. Walked across the street to steal from another store. I was pretty low inhib at the time. I even stole from a store knowing there was cops out at the lot.

 

[aswellfella]

No, once some loss prevention man yelled "STOP!" as I was walking out of the store. Honestly didn't think it was about me. Looked back thinking there was some store drama but it was some short bald buff guy walking towards me. I ran to the end of the block. Walked across the street to steal from another store. I was pretty low inhib at the time. I even stole from a store knowing there was cops out at the lot.

Absolute Chad. Fuck big box stores.

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

Absolute Chad. Fuck big box stores.

I recommend it, you'll be saving a lot of money. This was around COVID so I was bold because it was common to wear a mask. But even now it's not hard, same things apply. I'll make a shoplifting guide if the mods are cool with it

 

[aswellfella]

I recommend it, you'll be saving a lot of money. This was around COVID so I was bold because it was common to wear a mask. But even now it's not hard, same things apply. I'll make a shoplifting guide if the mods are cool with it

Yeah do it!

 

[Kanye's Cousin]

Yeah do it!

Alright, I'll do it. I'll probably post it tomorrow or on the weekend

 

[Lithium]

I never have, but I used to purchase lube for jerking off at self checkout while my mom was still shopping and then put it in my pocket and go back to find my mom and continue shopping. I was always afraid employees would see something in my pocket and suspect shoplifting.

 

[weaselbomber]

low inhib fakecel detector thread

 

[aswellfella]

low inhib fakecel detector thread

Not so.

 

[suicidecase]

No. Not worth getting arrested for chocolate bar.

I did used to work at a supermarket and would steal things all the time. At break time, in evenings, I'd just walk round, collect some snacks from off the shelves and take it upstairs to the canteen. I eventually got fired for stealing a bottle of water off the shelf, an undercover agent of the supermarket saw me.

 

[unborndegenerate]

from rich cucks we sometimes visit, yes.

 

[Sewer Sloth]

No (I'm not a nigger)

 

[Wenhao Xu]

I used to shoplift when I was younger, it's pretty fun.

 

[Castaway]

Only small things like gum

 

[Grodd]

I used to

 

[oldNgreycel]

No. Stealing is wrong

 

[JKlancecaster069]

No (I'm not a nigger)

 

[unionistcel]

If you live in UK STOP NOW. People will beat the shit out of you, trust me it’ll be an excuse to punch up a leftist

 

[bathlete]

having both klepto and high inhib only levels one out so nothing happens. i have a theory i’m actually low inhib or maybe that’s just my autism. if i do something i didn’t mean to do and the situation feels a luxury to my internalized dramatics i’m like that must be my “low inhib”! we got a nt mogger over here. “i must be special, seeing i’m low inhib and not nt!”

 

[Fire]

No, officer

ironic

 

[InternalJizzz]

yeah, small things here and there, i don’t care about a multibillion kike conglomerate not getting an extra dollar from my pack of gum

 

[Light Yagami]

I'm not at liberty to say.

 

[Abacaxi14]

Go big or go home. I aint going to jail because of chocolate bars.

 

[SrutalBeggs]

I remember I stole an uninflated balloon from a toy shop when I was 6. I wanted my mom to buy it but she didn't so I stole it anyway.

She discovered the balloon and yelled at me lol. Oh well, I got a free balloon anyway

 

[TheCatMan]

Small stuff like batteries

 

[Mistake]

I don't go to the shop