Experiment Poll: Chesscels what is your favourite chess piece?

[ilieknothing]

I like chess but I really suck at it. I have been thinking though but chess pieces are analogous to life.

Pawn - the incel of chess pieces, if not killed he goes forward one square at a time. The odd accomplishment here or there when a piece is diagonal to him. Some validation as a babycel when he can do en passant. The only inaccurate part is that a pawn ascends when he gets to the end of the board (or trannymaxxes), incels do not ascend.

Rook/Castle - the Chad of the chess board imo. He can move vertically and horizontally as much as he wants slaying as much as he wants. He also of course has a Chad frame.

Knight/Horse - the passport bro of the chess board. He can skip steps and jump over other chess pieces to ascend.

Bishop - the Chadlite of the chess board. He can slay but only with a particular niche since bishops can only be on one type of colour on the chess board since he can only move diagonally.

Queen - the foid, lives life on easy mode. It can move as much as it wants vertically, horizontally and diagonally. A life of bliss, pleasure and hedonism.

King - the soy beta bux cuck. Very similar to an incel but has slightly more options and orbits the queen. Seeks validation with Chad as well through castling.

 

[_meh]

Rook/Castle (the way I play chess is pretty odd and unconventional...).

 

[DarkStarDownBad]

Bishop probably, or Rook/Castle.

I only play Chess on the computer sometimes though, haven't touched an actual chess set in years.

 

[Selkie Laughs At Me]

Light squared bishop, as my main openings are Italian Game and Scandinavian/Caro-Kann

 

[tandoorichickencel]

Idk why I like Knight

 

[BornToLose]

The horse cos then a foid might actually want to fuck me.

 

[Repulsive123]

I like chess but I really suck at it. I have been thinking though but chess pieces are analogous to life.

Pawn - the incel of chess pieces, if not killed he goes forward one square at a time. The odd accomplishment here or there when a piece is diagonal to him. Some validation as a babycel when he can do en passant. The only inaccurate part is that a pawn ascends when he gets to the end of the board (or trannymaxxes), incels do not ascend.

Rook/Castle - the Chad of the chess board imo. He can move vertically and horizontally as much as he wants slaying as much as he wants. He also of course has a Chad frame.

Knight/Horse - the passport bro of the chess board. He can skip steps and jump over other chess pieces to ascend.

Bishop - the Chadlite of the chess board. He can slay but only with a particular niche since bishops can only be on one type of colour on the chess board since he can only move diagonally.

Queen - the foid, lives life on easy mode. It can move as much as it wants vertically, horizontally and diagonally. A life of bliss, pleasure and hedonism.

King - the soy beta bux cuck. Very similar to an incel but has slightly more options and orbits the queen. Seeks validation with Chad as well through castling.

I know Nothing about chess but the horse mogs tbh.

 

[CopingForBrutality]

Pawns because they're underrated late stage game changers

 

[BlueCore]

Pawncel

 

[HOBO]

I'm playing checkers cause i'm mentally disabled

 

[Immolator]

Rook because castling

 

[Caesercel]

The knight is fascinating and fun to play