JFL Poetry parody megathread

[turbosperg]

In incels dot eye ass bluepillers seethe
Between the threads, post on post,
That mark our place; and in the eye tea
The roasties, stunning and brave, get toasty
Scarce heard amid the dangling troons below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We coped, fedposted that ER we'd go
Posted and were replied, and now we rot,
In dot eye ass.

 

[GeckoBus]

In incels dot eye ass bluepillers seethe
Between the threads, post on post,
That mark our place; and in the eye tea
The roasties, stunning and brave, get toasty
Scarce heard amid the dangling troons below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We coped, fedposted that ER we'd go
Posted and were replied, and now we rot,
In dot eye ass.

in your ass I slip
a carrot full of dipp
it goes ee aa eaa
and takes me to the market
where I sell my goodies
to niggas wearing hoodies

Later that day
i meat my friend Hose
to which i say, Hey!
ur wifes a hoe, ey?

He does not take kindly to my assertion
that his wiferino rides tryone cock like a pershing
the cumskin cant cope
i sell him rope
thats dope

later that day, feelin effay
browsin the wares
suddenly getting stares
i tuch my bumbum
maybe i shit myself again, dung dung

but theres nothing
i realize ppl are bluffing
cuz im so effay
i yawn ready to hit the hay

thats how my day ends
i say hi to my frens
we have a cozy time
then its bed time

good night

 

[based_meme]

@Orzmund It's your time to shine, buddy boyo.

 

[Repulsive123]

Bitches dont suck my dick
I dont fuck hoes and do drugs
Hoes used to diss me now they spit on me yeah
Hoes aint shit but tricks and bitches who dont suck a incel's dick
I dont drink lean til i pass out yeah, im an incel. Rotting in my room
Postmax til i pass out

 

[Repulsive123]

Dogs are the women's dream
Big, dark triad with a short fuse
They've got everytying a incel hasnt
Size
Forward growth
Eye area
Warrior skull
Chad broke her heart now her guts are getting filled by the huskey
How do you compete with a large beast that looks better than you
No game
No foreplay
Just the huskey gaze has foid starstruck

 

[Repulsive123]

Love is a mirage
It traps the incel
Between a rock and an illusion
Broadcasted hoes fill my feed
Broadcasted bitches fill my tv
Fuck maybe they've been broadcasting them to me

I saw her looking pretty, prettier than a trillion sunrises then she disappeared fucking up my dream, maybe the image isnt real and jews broadcasted it.

Jews on my tv
Jews in the news
Jews on YouTube
Jews control the broadcast

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

good night

 

[Repulsive123]

The jew smiled said it will all be well, the jew smiled said it will all be well.

Pushing the goyim with their semi automatics, pusing the goyim with their semi automatics, they like to push the goyim around

 

[Repulsive123]

oy vey nigger
Im a oy vey nigger
Oy vey oy vey oy vey
The goyim say why do you strike us above the necks
Oy vey cause we are God's chosen people gentile
Oy vey oy vey
Oy vey oy bey

The gentile say why do you feign and hide
Oy vey cause we love showing our jew nose when we run, Nephilim pride.

Oy vey oy vey
We control the media
We control the banks
We monopolise the us governent
Despite being 2% of the population

Oy vey