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SuicideFuel please, pray for me tonight

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as an incel i dont get love, i dont get sex, i dont get to penetrate a young tight pussy, nobody cares for me :incel:
so i can only jack off, as this couldnt get worse, 4 days ago a lump was born in one of my balls :feelswhere:, i didnt care and started to jack off even more (3 to 4 times a day) :feelsohh:
but the shit got worse, one side of it got swollen and it hurts when i try to masturbate :feelsree:
so if you are reading this, pray for me tonight so i can return to cum again to white women sucking bbc and 2d underage anime girls getting fucked by monsters and horses, thanks in advance and have a good night :feelscomfy:
 
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You should probably see a doctor :dafuckfeels:
 
op has ball cancer?
 
You should probably see a doctor :dafuckfeels:
i live in a shitty city, you dont have idea, but the doctors dont even have the equipment to PLASTER my fucking hand when i raged and punched my fridge, this shit is beyond over.
im afraid that i go there and a jewish doctor spawn nearby and say that my dick have to be cut off just for the lulz.
this is like an african village but without niggers and with brick houses instead of straw or whatever shit niggers houses are made of.
 
I LMFAO at this thread and now am feeling bad. OP, is this true? I'm sorry to hear about it man. I'm not religious but I hope you overcome this problem.
 
i live in a shitty city, you dont have idea, but the doctors dont even have the equipment to PLASTER my fucking hand when i raged and punched my fridge, this shit is beyond over.
im afraid that i go there and a jewish doctor spawn nearby and say that my dick have to be cut off just for the lulz.
this is like an african village but without niggers and with brick houses instead of straw or whatever shit niggers houses are made of.
where do you live :dafuckfeels:
 
I LMFAO at this thread and now am feeling bad. OP, is this true? I'm sorry to hear about it man. I'm not religious but I hope you overcome this problem.
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You should probably see a doctor :dafuckfeels:
op has ball cancer?
Visit a doctor tbh it might be serious and won’t go away until it spreads to the rest of your junk.
cmon nigga, dont make me even more worried

Might be hydrocele testis since you say it moves on turning so it could be fluid.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocele_testis

Ultrasound will confirm and it can be treated by a routine surgical operation.

Visit a doctor.
thanks for the help brocel, i will think about it tomorrow, i stopped to fap last night due to all of this shit and is a little better tbh, i think it might be that i fapped too much (i fapped only one time per day, but now i just jumped to 3 to 4 times)
 
Dear God, please cure lord's disease so he can masturbate to interracial porn. Amen.
 
is a little better tbh, i think it might be that i fapped too much (i fapped only one time per day, but now i just jumped to 3 to 4 times)

Use a lubricant gel during fap and don't GripMaxx but for now do NoFap.
 
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i'll pray for you, but i highly recommend you go see a doctor
 
where do you live :dafuckfeels:
Brazil, but dont get it wrong, some places in Brazil are much better than any city in burgerland, but i got unlucky in this shitty city, im not even kidding, there is bats at night right next to my window, every night the retards keep flying around here and is around 10, i fear the little fuckers get in my bedroom by mistake and bite me while i sleep (i let the window open because is hot af and i dont have air conditioner).

this would be a death sentence because or the doctors here would just say: lmao just drink more water and you will get better
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or they will go full berserker and say that i have some crazy shit like ebola and lock me up until i die
Macaco furious


(i would record the bats it if i didnt destroyed my cellphone months ago)
this is like some modern african simulator, i heard that some people here literally hunts like in the stone age with spears and shit, but i never saw it.
Use a lubricant gel during fap and don't GripMaxx.
thanks brocel

i'll pray for you, but i highly recommend you go see a doctor
valeu anão, nem acredito em Deus mas energias positivas é melhor que nada, vou esperar até amanhã pra ver se passa, morar perto de indio é foda, n tem porra nenhuma nessa merda de cidade.
 
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Yeah sounds like a hydrocele as another poster already said.

Pretty sure for that they’ll give you a local anesthetic and then simply jab a thin needle into your balls and drain the fluid sack and thats it.

Done.:feelsclown:

Or…

Perhaps they literally have to cut your ball/s open and surgically remove the hydrocele so it doesn’t keep filling up with fluid.:feelsPop:

Either way this sucks for you brah.:feelswhere:
 

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