Theory Placing yourself in the friendzone on purpose

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

There are two girls in my church and they have tons of friends and connections. So i will try to insert myself into friendzone (not hard LOL), so i can establish some type of meaningful social connections and get recommended to their female friends if everything fails and i'm not gonna seduce a 24 yo girl from the church. Chances are slim because she already expressed desire not to marry. But she has connections. The biggest problem is gonna be how to stave off guys who just want to get laid.

 

[Paprika]

There's no such thing as friendship between a guy a woman in 2022 unless you're gay

 

[Mr Bubbless]

There are two girls in my church and they have tons of friends and connections.

They're whores larping as christian girls for male attention

So i will try to insert myself into friendzone (not hard LOL), so i can establish some type of meaningful social connections and get recommended to their female friends if everything fails

This won't work, they'll just treat you as a cuck and will gossip behind your back

she already expressed desire not to marry.

Because she's a whore and isn't ready to settle down yet

The biggest problem is gonna be how to stave off guys who just want to get laid.

You're literally just putting yourself in the same position

 

[Mr Bubbless]

There's no such thing as friendship between a guy a woman in 2022 unless you're gay

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

There's no such thing as friendship between a guy a woman in 2022 unless you're gay

I am doing it for a higher goal.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

This won't work, they'll just treat you as a cuck and will gossip behind your back

Could be, but at least they are required to act polite when on church meetings.

Because she's a whore and isn't ready to settle down yet

That was weird, especially considering that the pastors are pressuring them to marry.

 

[Mr Bubbless]

Could be, but at least they are required to act polite when on church meetings.

That doesn't mean anything if you're trying to fuck them, or even find someone else to fuck, it will just diminish your opportunities

That was weird, especially considering that the pastors are pressuring them to marry.

If she's 24 and not even thinking of marriage that's a terrible sign

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

That doesn't mean anything if you're trying to fuck them, or even find someone else to fuck, it will just diminish your opportunities

If she's 24 and not even thinking of marriage that's a terrible sign

What do you recommend? I can just go home after the sermon or continue to hang out at various church gatherings. I don't want to come across as a gay friend tho. I noticed that those two girls know tons of people and are in some respects their own religion.

 

[Mr Bubbless]

What do you recommend? I can just go home after the sermon or continue to hang out at various church gatherings. I don't want to come across as a gay friend tho. I noticed that those two girls know tons of people and are in some respects their own religion.

I'd say just try and meet new people at events when they're hosted, try and find someone preferably younger who is actually considering marriage.

 

[Deleted member 45467]

Desist

 

[Noseman]

Friendzone is the worst, Thats where the women put you in that basket, Then you become the PICK ME guy and a begger, Oh and shes probably a landwhale too!

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Friendzone is the worst, Thats where the women put you in that basket, Then you become the PICK ME guy and a begger, Oh and shes probably a landwhale too!

No she is slim.

 

[Noseman]

No she is slim.

Hopefully

 

[Shrek]

Basically using a fake friendship to your own gain (hoping you will score something).Good luck,in theory it should work but I have some doubts about it.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Basically using a fake friendship to your own gain (hoping you will score something).Good luck,in theory it should work but I have some doubts about it.

Not even a fake friendship, i am wiling to put myself out there but inevitably i'll be friendzoned because that's how women operate.

 

[Simulacrasimulation]

There are two girls in my church and they have tons of friends and connections. So i will try to insert myself into friendzone (not hard LOL), so i can establish some type of meaningful social connections and get recommended to their female friends if everything fails and i'm not gonna seduce a 24 yo girl from the church. Chances are slim because she already expressed desire not to marry. But she has connections. The biggest problem is gonna be how to stave off guys who just want to get laid.

try the gay angle
you are not a threat to them and they accept with open arms if hint of gay

wear affiminate clothing pierced ears left side etc
BUT DONT OUTRIGHT SAY YOUR GAY

then deny being gay to the people she introduces you to
and try and ascend while they are your "friend"

 

[buried_alive]

Just don't start liking or feeling attracted to them. You'll absolutely not be getting hook ups of relationships from them.

Friendzone is a place where men are used to feed attention and the woman's ego. You'll be an orbiter, but if you're doing this just to get social experience I guess it's okay, even if it's bad social experience. Just don't expect anything from them.

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

There's no such thing as friendship between a guy a woman in 2022 unless you're gay

 

[Noseman]

Basically using a fake friendship to your own gain (hoping you will score something).Good luck,in theory it should work but I have some doubts about it.

Just be a friend theory

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

try the gay angle
you are not a threat to them and they accept with open arms if hint of gay

wear affiminate clothing pierced ears left side etc
BUT DONT OUTRIGHT SAY YOUR GAY

then deny being gay to the people she introduces you to
and try and ascend while they are your "friend"

I already blew that chance because i was acting a bit assertive and non gay, but i see what you mean. I have no piercings, never had one.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Just don't start liking or feeling attracted to them. You'll absolutely not be getting hook ups of relationships from them.

Friendzone is a place where men are used to feed attention and the woman's ego. You'll be an orbiter, but if you're doing this just to get social experience I guess it's okay, even if it's bad social experience. Just don't expect anything from them.

I am only attracted to their bodies, not wanting to marry while they were baptized seems like an insane line of thinking to me. These woman can lead a secular life while attending the mass. Hopefully they will introduce me to their single friends and so on, but i'm not expecting anything because i'm not a social butterfly.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Pretend to be her friend then rape her, or become a 30-year-old kissless incel in Minecraft.

 

[Simulacrasimulation]

I already blew that chance because i was acting a bit assertive and non gay, but i see what you mean. I have no piercings, never had one.

you always GYOG

GO YOUR OWN GAY (NOT MGTOW)
eg be sent gay at any time, you can always switch up.
normans are very dim and wont question the whys or whats only your behaviour

 

[felizhombre]

Hopefully they will introduce me to their single friends and so on

not happening, friendship with woman doesnt become a real friendship, you wont meet any of her friends cause she doensnt hang with boys in a girl night in case it happens its because you are already the gay friend, happened to me. also i dont believe christians should hang out with females like its normal we werent meant to be friends, we were meant to be spouses

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

not happening, friendship with woman doesnt become a real friendship, you wont meet any of her friends cause she doensnt hang with boys in a girl night in case it happens its because you are already the gay friend, happened to me. also i dont believe christians should hang out with females like its normal we werent meant to be friends, we were meant to be spouses

I am aware of the potential pitfalls but women have a ton of friends, it's fascinating. When we hang out we play board games and talk about the Bible. They tried to incorporate me into some girly classes but i declined. Most probably they will brought a few "outsider" girls to hang around with us, so you see now why i made this thread.
I agree that more people should marry and that's how it was before, but unfortunately the Church became liberal (AKA leftist). What denomination are you?

 

[felizhombre]

I am aware of the potential pitfalls but women have a ton of friends, it's fascinating. When we hang out we play board games and talk about the Bible. They tried to incorporate me into some girly classes but i declined. Most probably they will brought a few "outsider" girls to hang around with us, so you see now why i made this thread.
I agree that more people should marry and that's how it was before, but unfortunately the Church became liberal (AKA leftist). What denomination are you?

i go to a pentecostal church but i considered my self non denom, every church i search has unbiblical elements, like woman pastors so i go to a church where i can make fellowship easilly

 

[NiggerMan]

do it if not subhuman
and never talk about sex or dating with women that show no signs of interest
talking to her must be way down your priority list otherwise you would end up expecting too much and end up feeling like a simpcuck when she blatantly ignores your texts
your idea is not bad but just be self aware of blackpill and your sub chad looks whenever you interact with them