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Based Piss bottlemaxxers get in here - It is time to piss bottlemaxx into the next dimension

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I am summoning all the piss bottlecels:
@Friezacel
@Darth Aries
@cockroach

Tell me if you are a piss bottlemaxxer and I will add you to the list.

Who else is piss bottlemaxxing? Because piss bottlemaxxing is an ubermenschcel trait that a lot of men do. Those men even have a female. If you piss bottlemaxx the chances to get a female drastically increases. Just look at them:


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1acged6/found_my_bfs_pee_bottle_and_i_have_the_ick/



View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/sd25ov/i_f_23_found_pee_bottles_in_bfs_m_25_room/



View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/19bpwae/my_boyfriend_21_m_keeps_3_bottles_down_the_side/


Females are unable to handle it. They are being dominated by the piss bottles. Piss bottles can also be used as weapons. Piss bottles are an unviersal tool. It is weird that females are grossed out by it, yet they sell their pee online. We men invented piss bottlemaxxing in the first place. We were pissing in bottles the time we invented bottles. They are trying to take away our piss bottles but it is not going to happen. We are going to piss bottlemaxx into the next dimension. No female is able to stop us, no one.
 
how lowinhib do you have to be to piss in a bottle, while your gf is next to you in bed jfl
 
how lowinhib do you have to be to piss in a bottle, while your gf is next to you in bed jfl
Chad can piss in a bottle and shit on the floor and foid will still be with him,brutal
 
Only time I bottlemaxxed was when the toilet was broken
 
Chad can piss in a bottle and shit on the floor and foid will still be with him,brutal
but foids will tell you that your personality is the problem jfl.
 
Pissing in bottles is a High IQ trait. Imagine just waking up at night in the middle of your sleep, and having to get up to take a piss and ruin your sleep conciliation because you got up on 2 legs and now you have to stay one hour in the bed swirling around for an hour like a stupid nigger because you can't sleep. When you can take a bottle and piss in the comfort of your bed and easily fall asleep again in 5 minutes :feelsthink::bigbrain:
 
Pissing in bottles is a High IQ trait. Imagine just waking up at night in the middle of your sleep, and having to get up to take a piss and ruin your sleep conciliation because you got up on 2 legs and now you have to stay one hour in the bed swirling around for an hour like a stupid nigger because you can't sleep. When you can take a bottle and piss in the comfort of your bed and easily fall asleep again in 5 minutes :feelsthink::bigbrain:

We are going to piss bottlemaxx into the next dimension.
 
Based, I have one in my closet that’s a few months old :feelsokman:
 
Chad can piss in a bottle and shit on the floor and foid will still be with him,brutal
Cobson trvke
 
Our piss bottle stories:

One time I collected piss jugs and they became to rancid and fermented that they had an entire ecosystem of microbes within the jugs, and it was nearly dark orange in color. So one time when I was home alone I had to take all of the jugs to the toilet and dump them, and the fucking smell was rotten. There were physical clumps of microbes and bacteria from how old these jugs were. Then I had to put all of the jugs into a trash bag and throw them away. Considering how much of a pain in the ass that was, I don’t think I’ll take it that far again. I do have a bottle in my closet right now but it’s only one

I also did the same thing. I collected piss bottles and saving them for months. Eventually they also started to develop their own ecosystem. One day when I was alone at home for a longer time, I decided to empty out all the piss bottles. I had to use multiple bags for it. I did not not empty them at the toilet, I went down to the basement and used the sink. If I remember correctly, I even had to walk twice. I had too many bags with piss bottles. They were also quite heavy. It took me almost 30 minutes or so to empty out all the piss bottles. I also did try to clean them up.
 
I used to, but after I tided the room, I felt more hygienic.
 
Kek, reminds me of the one time my mom accidentally drank my pee after i pissed into a glass and forgot to clean it
 
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I used to do it when I still lived with my parents.

I don't anymore.

I am sorry, I betrayed you.
 
I think more women would do this too if it was easier for them.

I guess when it's so easy it becomes tempting.
 
Bro, no way. What did she say?!
 

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