Story Picture this. The year is 327 BC.

[FrothySolutions]

You are a balding Indian janitor. And Alexander the Great, Lord of Asia, has come to India. He recently started a campaign to take the Achaemenid Empire. And for some reason he considers conquering India part of that. What the hell? You're not Persian!

Right now he's here in "peace," thank goodness. He has come to ask all the chieftains of the realm to submit to him peacefully as their ruler. Please let your guy do the right thing... uh-oh, your chieftain does not submit. War is coming to your town. Could be any time this year, or next year, you don't know. But it's coming. And everybody knows by now what he did to Darius the Third...

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Wat do???

 

[Deleted member 19971]

janitor

There were janitors back then ?

 

[FrothySolutions]

There were janitors back then ?

Somebody had to clean the place up.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Somebody had to clean the place up.

Then I would just flee the town.
We all know that if you don't flee you will be massacred.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Then I would just flee the town.
We all know that if you don't flee you will be massacred.

Flee how? Where?

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Flee how? Where?

Flee into the forest and live off fruits and the river.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Flee into the forest and live off fruits and the river.

Nah, you're gonna need to leave the country. Unless you think you can find a sliver of forest that you can hide in and not be found? At least long enough for this "invasion" stuff to blow over?

You just need to live long enough to not get killed in the invasion. Once Alexander takes the country, you should probably be fine.

 

[ihaveno1]

over for BCcels

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Somebody had to clean the place up.

 

[Yerberito]

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I'd love to live in a time like that. I hate modern day too much

 

[Deleted member 23820]

I'd love to live in a time like that. I hate modern day too much

 

[azakhan]

My name is Alexander and kids at school called me Alexander the Small because I was short

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Somebody had to clean the place up.

Lmfao

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

My name is Alexander and kids at school called me Alexander the Small because I was short

Chances are you are still taller than Alexander the great. He was 5 foot 3 inches. So next time tell them that manlet alexander the great took over the known world while the persian emperors and nobles who heightmogged him got destroyed