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Phones Suck At Everything TBH

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1. Gaming - gaming on android, ios or whatever is utterly disgusting; not to mention that the fucking brick gets so hot that u can't hold it and the battery goes away in 3 seconds.

All phone games are developed by low iq qutist and are designed for foids, normies and faggots of the highest order

2. Talking - smartphones suck for talking - old stick phones are much better for that - more comfortable to hold too

3. Browsing - browsing on a phone is like driving a smart car - gay and uncomfortable

4. Texting - it takes too much to write one sentence - your eyes get tired quickly and u develop short sight too

5. E-mail - gay as shit - much better to use a laptop - you don't obsess over checking ur gay e-mail

6. Multimedia - phones were never designed for that shit - they are now too big and the battery life is a joke

7. Cameras - no optical zoom - enough said - fucking pointless

8. Every app is gay - all apps are bloatware spying gay code reporting to google, appl and microfuck. Every letter u write is sent to a team of pussycels

9.Hacking - hacking in a phone is like goign ER with a toothbrush

10. Music - fuck lol at not having phyiscal buttons for next song - a cheapo mp3 player or a stick phone > smartphones for music

11. Porn - self-explanatory

12. Supporting child labor - all phones are made in factories where 10 year old get poizoned with heavy metals

13. Work - how is a fucking distraction machine supposed to make your work easier

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fuck phones tbh
 
Yes i totally agree with all your points, though why i would look at a porn on such a small screen is beyond me. I hate phones really, last phone i liked was a nokia old phone with snake on it, I use a mp3 player instead of using a phone for music. As for privacy they are terrible and everything you type or do is sent to various companies and governments around the globe.
You see people walking around with this 1000+ priced phones and it's crazy. I mean many justify the price because it has a great camera yet dedicated cameras are 1000x better.
 
I generally agree. I hate using a touchscreen. I do like them for porn though, I can lay down in my bed and fap.

I use a mp3 player instead of using a phone for music.
I use an ipod nano in the car. If I tried to use a touchscreen while driving, I'd crash. I need physical buttons.
 
I don't have phone. The battery couldn't hold a charge some time before I registered here. I want sony walkman with 250 gb, donate me 300 bicks and i do sexy cam show showing tits
 
Yes i totally agree with all your points, though why i would look at a porn on such a small screen is beyond me. I hate phones really, last phone i liked was a nokia old phone with snake on it, I use a mp3 player instead of using a phone for music. As for privacy they are terrible and everything you type or do is sent to various companies and governments around the globe.
You see people walking around with this 1000+ priced phones and it's crazy. I mean many justify the price because it has a great camera yet dedicated cameras are 1000x better.

they would justify it by saying that the phone is compact compared to a dedicated camera

but in reality when there's an important event u would bring a camera too probably

in general people just take selfies for insta, tinder and fb
 
they would justify it by saying that the phone is compact compared to a dedicated camera

but in reality when there's an important event u would bring a camera too probably

in general people just take selfies for insta, tinder and fb
In normie places (like a shopping centre or most concerts) normal cameras are often banned, while phones are not. This actually annoys me a lot how these places can film me as much as they want but as soon as i take a real camera they kick you out, while chad and stacy film everything on their phones unchallenged. Anyway you're right in that it's often only for selfies.
 
I only use those big tablet style phones with a stylus. Currently using the samsung galaxy note 8 and it can pretty much replace my computer, the stylus is good for notes at university and drawing. I stay away from normal smartphones cus i'm not a normie
 
The thing with phones is that it's either good or absolute fucking garbage.

If you don't pay for the hottest 900$ iPhone or Samsung Galaxy, your phone will be a slow and cheap piece of shit.
Meanwhile with computers, you can get something much better for a much smaller price.
 
The entire poitn of phones is to be mobile. They are wonderful pieces of technology for what they have to do. Phones exist only to communicate with other people so I can see why an incel will think smartphones are dumb. We are not the target audience. We are always in our room with our powerful computers, but a normie who prefers to be around other people would see a lot more value in a device that they can take with them everywhere in their pocket.
 
The entire poitn of phones is to be mobile. They are wonderful pieces of technology for what they have to do. Phones exist only to communicate with other people so I can see why an incel will think smartphones are dumb. We are not the target audience. We are always in our room with our powerful computers, but a normie who prefers to be around other people would see a lot more value in a device that they can take with them everywhere in their pocket.

cope tbh

even normies don't get as much as they think out of their smartphones
 
Porn is the one thing they are useful for actually. It's easier to just grab your phone, run some xvideo, fap and done while in bed than to have to switch on my old desktop PC and have to fap sitting on a chair or contortioning my neck looking up at it from my bed.
 
Porn is the one thing they are useful for actually. It's easier to just grab your phone, run some xvideo, fap and done while in bed than to have to switch on my old desktop PC and have to fap sitting on a chair or contortioning my neck looking up at it from my bed.
While the chinese government watches the fap session through the well placed camera! Seriously though i suppose it's ideal if you want to fap while hiding in a bush, but in my room i would rather use the big screen.
 
While the chinese government watches the fap session through the well placed camera! Seriously though i suppose it's ideal if you want to fap while hiding in a bush, but in my room i would rather use the big screen.
When the paranoia hits the sky. Even if that were true they wouldn't see much more than a dark image as I do it with the lights off.
 
When the paranoia hits the sky. Even if that were true they wouldn't see much more than a dark image as I do it with the lights off.
I'm not so sure on the paranoia thing, i mean there are many reports out there. Nonetheless even in that case they would go for foid tits, not some dodgy incel dick
 
It's not good for posting on here either. It's much slower.
 
the shitty battery life is the mosy annoying thing

normans at works constantly exchange charging cables

those things can't last 10 hours without charging
 

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