Serious People Who Cant Pass Driving Exam/ Get Drivers License. How?

[lifeisfucked215]

I had to get my DL (Drivers License) renewed a few days go. When I got pulled over by a cop a few weeks ago I got some fat tickets. So I figured I better get to DMV and take care of my shit ASAP so a judge could possibly forgive the tickets. DMW fucking sucks I was in there for 2 hours just to get my license renewed and some new tags for my car. It was a pretty simple process and I had to take a written test (25 multiple choice) to get my license renewed. I failed the test the first time but you get three tries. Passed on my second try. I don't know how the fuck you cels can survive without driving. In Burgerland you pretty much need a car to get anywhere.
Sure you can use public transport if you live in a suburb or large city. But thanks to libtards and jews, public transport is full of crazy people, and you generally want to avoid using it.
-Side Note I contacted the court and submitted proof I got my DL and registration renewed. The judge accepted the proofs and dismissed both counts I was facing. It was like an $800 ticket and now I only have to pay $50. The Christmas magic is real

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Based judge

 

[Incel TV]

No driver license for your face

 

[Lonelyus]

My parents didnt have time to practice with me anymore, They chose my adopted sister and brother to drive instead...

 

[lifeisfucked215]

No driver license for your face

I can (legally) drive on the roadway to visit whores tho

 

[Godifer]

I had to get my DL (Drivers License) renewed a few days go. When I got pulled over by a cop a few weeks ago I got some fat tickets. So I figured I better get to DMV and take care of my shit ASAP so a judge could possibly forgive the tickets. DMW fucking sucks I was in there for 2 hours just to get my license renewed and some new tags for my car. It was a pretty simple process and I had to take a written test (25 multiple choice) to get my license renewed. I failed the test the first time but you get three tries. Passed on my second try. I don't know how the fuck you cels can survive without driving. In Burgerland you pretty much need a car to get anywhere.
Sure you can use public transport if you live in a suburb or large city. But thanks to libtards and jews, public transport is full of crazy people, and you generally want to avoid using it.
-Side Note I contacted the court and submitted proof I got my DL and registration renewed. The judge accepted the proofs and dismissed both counts I was facing. It was like an $800 ticket and now I only have to pay $50. The Christmas magic is real

Performance anxiety fucks ppl up I failed my driving test once or twice I think, it's easier when you are a seasoned driver.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Performance anxiety fucks ppl up I failed my driving test once or twice I think, it's easier when you are a seasoned driver.

When I was 17 I almost failed my first time. The bitch instructor didn't like how I made my left turn. I also hit one of the cones parallel parking lol. I barely passed. Still no accidents to this day tho

 

[Chuddy]

In many Eurocel countries getting a DL is much more complicated, but in California shit's so fucking easy. I think the test they make you do is fucking retarded, lotta useless info to remember and I've only retained the few important parts yet haven't ever gotten a ticket or been in a crash. If you're not a fucking retard you can handle going whatever speed you want within reason. Californians have an avg. IQ of 95 tho, so the dumb fucks you encounter on the road here are very telling of how the general populace behaves.

 

[Godifer]

When I was 17 I almost failed my first time. The bitch instructor didn't like how I made my left turn. I also hit one of the cones parallel parking lol. I barely passed. Still no accidents to this day tho

Lol that would have failed me you must have had a lenient instructor

 

[RandomGuy]

it's easier when you are a seasoned driver.

View: https://youtu.be/KORLNLzHhwU?si=-s2joLyJpjEH5G2k

 

[lifeisfucked215]

In many Eurocel countries getting a DL is much more complicated, but in California shit's so fucking easy. I think the test they make you do is fucking retarded, lotta useless info to remember and I've only retained the few important parts yet haven't ever gotten a ticket or been in a crash. If you're not a fucking retard you can handle going whatever speed you want within reason. Californians have an avg. IQ of 95 tho, so the dumb fucks you encounter on the road here are very telling of how the general populace behaves.

People in Cali just like to drive fast lol. Do you know what its like in Europe tho? Yes the test is retarded in Cali, literally just shit you will never encounter driving. One of the questions was "A blind person is crossing a crosswalk with a cane with a red tip. What should you do?" In all my years driving have yet to encounter a fucking blind person crossing the road.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Lol that would have failed me you must have had a lenient instructor

80%. One more fuck up I wouldn't have gotten it.

 

[Chuddy]

People in Cali just like to drive fast lol. Do you know what its like in Europe tho? Yes the test is retarded in Cali, literally just shit you will never encounter driving. One of the questions was "A blind person is crossing a crosswalk with a cane with a red tip. What should you do?" In all my years driving have yet to encounter a fucking blind person crossing the road.

It's not a problem with people here driving fast per se, it's just that a lot of retards like to drive fast, and every other driver on the road is retarded even when following the law to their best ability.

 

[Lonelyus]

In many Eurocel countries getting a DL is much more complicated, but in California shit's so fucking easy. I think the test they make you do is fucking retarded, lotta useless info to remember and I've only retained the few important parts yet haven't ever gotten a ticket or been in a crash. If you're not a fucking retard you can handle going whatever speed you want within reason. Californians have an avg. IQ of 95 tho, so the dumb fucks you encounter on the road here are very telling of how the general populace behaves.

Calipornia

 

[NorthernWind]

I think the test they make you do is fucking retarded, lotta useless info to remember

yes it's retarded. Too much rules.

 

[Godifer]

In many Eurocel countries getting a DL is much more complicated, but in California shit's so fucking easy. I think the test they make you do is fucking retarded, lotta useless info to remember and I've only retained the few important parts yet haven't ever gotten a ticket or been in a crash. If you're not a fucking retard you can handle going whatever speed you want within reason. Californians have an avg. IQ of 95 tho, so the dumb fucks you encounter on the road here are very telling of how the general populace behaves.

You see a body on the road every week in Cali.

 

[Chuddy]

yes it's retarded. Too much rules.

I had to remember some shit about when a child's required to be strapped in a seat as if it'll ever apply to me lol

 

[Ricordanza]

blind person is crossing a crosswalk with a cane with a red tip. What should you do?"

Run them over. What are they gonna do? Identify you?

 

[nazianime]

It’s simpler if you keep up with your registration and renewal. You can do it all online and they mail you your stuff. Then it’s just pretty much check here if you are still alive for your license and check here if you still have your car.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

It’s simpler if you keep up with your registration and renewal. You can do it all online and they mail you your stuff. Then it’s just pretty much check here if you are still alive for your license and check here if you still have your car.

Yeah see I'm terrible at this. I remember getting a notice for my license and a notice for my registration. I didn't have enough money in my checking account so I put the notices in my drawer and forgot about them. And then I blow my paychecks on escortmaxxing, so I don't have the money to pay for it.
I could take money out of my savings but I never like doing that. I realllyyy need to stop escortmaxxing tho because I think I might be a sex addict.

 

[Linguinicel]

Mogs me for owning a vehicle

 

[Regenerator]

I took me 2 times to eventually pass my driving test.

 

[Friezacel]

My parents didnt have time to practice with me anymore, They chose my adopted sister and brother to drive instead...

Truecel trait

 

[Friezacel]

I failed the drivers test 2 times before succeeding and took 11 months, which is longer than average. I had so many driving lessons that my driving teacher was angry at me and shouted at me all the time. Fuck this nigga

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Driving tests aren't that easy outside the US and often require more luck than actual skills to get them.

 

[mukluk]

low iq. there are people who have passed that still don't know how to drive. most of the stuff isn't procedure or policy based, but completely common sense. most people are stupid

 

[starcrapoo]

i don't know about other states but here in california its hilariously easy.

after all have you seen who works at DMVs? its a bunch of angry lackadaisical black women lol. they really can't handle stress well like other people it seems. it probably makes their head hurt.

the big ones that make people fail are:

1. making a left on unprotected left turns, gotta make sure oncoming car on the opposite lane is far enough or if the lane is entirely clear
2. not slowing down when approaching crosswalks,
3. and hitting curbs when pulling in. its kinda funny that the DMV will fail you for hitting a stupid curb while parallel parking. it happens even with seasoned veteran drivers and all it does it fuck up your tire, wheel, and alignment just a little bit.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

i don't know about other states but here in california its hilariously easy.

after all have you seen who works at DMVs? its a bunch of angry lackadaisical black women lol. they really can't handle stress well like other people it seems. it probably makes their head hurt.

the big ones that make people fail are:

1. making a left on unprotected left turns, gotta make sure oncoming car on the opposite lane is far enough or if the lane is entirely clear
2. not slowing down when approaching crosswalks,
3. and hitting curbs when pulling in. its kinda funny that the DMV will fail you for hitting a stupid curb while parallel parking. it happens even with seasoned veteran drivers and all it does it fuck up your tire, wheel, and alignment just a little bit.

Im terrible at parallel parking