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It's Over Over for short military police


FUCK THE POLICE MOTHERFUCKER CALL THEM ON ME SO THAT I WILL HAVE TO CUT THEM WITH FUCKING MACHETES BITCH!!!!!!! (IN VIDEO GAME) Every single post written on this account is fiction. Account was created as an social experiment. Do not attempt this at home. Doing so could lead you but is not limited to death, breakage, screaming parents, dismemberment, leakage, foul discharge, mutilation, humiliation, dehydration, itchy feet, hypertension, a splinter - And you know how painful those can be! This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this post are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidenta
All my post is fiction. Attention to any and all intelligence agencies: every post ever made by this IP and any other associated with it have been done for no purpose other than satire. I hereby absolve myself of any and all intent to commit acts of violence or terror against any party be they fictional or existing, furthermore, any post made in the future by this IP or any associated will have been done for the sole purpose of research and/or satirical purpose.

Every single post written on this account is fiction. Account was created as an social experiment. Do not attempt this at home. Doing so could lead you but is not limited to death, breakage, screaming parents, dismemberment, leakage, foul discharge, mutilation, humiliation, dehydration, itchy feet, hypertension, a splinter - And you know how painful those can be! This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this post are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental
 
He's lucky the guy was friendly, what a cunt. Should have shot him in the face
 
This disrespect should not be tolerated
 
:feelscry:

He lost his dominance when she made fun of him, hes propably been treated like this his whole life and all the bad memories f him over :fuk:
 
Wait, how is such a short person even allowed in the military?
Tallfags are for well paid prestige jobs like bouncer. Manlets get the cannon fodder jobs
 
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should have tazed that foid
 
He is the splitting image of Rumpeltitskin or whatever that guy in Shrek is named :feelscry:
 
That's some high quality trolling tbf
 

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