KingOfRome
Buff Auschwitz Escapee
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I live near a military base, so any time I go to the nearest gym (which I can't use regularly anyway since I can't just go on base whenever I want), I get brutally mogged by 6'6'' GI Chads and Tyrones, and can't get through any exercise without wanting to rope. Although there are still plenty of fat and skinny fat guys who are in worse shape in me, they're not common enough for me to really notice past the fucking warriors who could do nothing but juggle pink dumbbells while hopping on a pogo stick and still come out leaner and more muscular than me in three months.
Also gym thots--who, I'll be honest, I don't really notice that much since my attention is split between how brutally I'm getting mogged by Chad and how badly I'm failing to ignore how brutally I'm getting mogged. Thots only amplify the anxiety I already get to begin with.
This
means
I can't bench press.
So even if I somehow managed to find an incel-only gym near me and went there, if another gymcel came up to me and said "how much do you bench braaaaaaah," not only would I have to give a very rough approximate number based on my performance in similar exercises, but I'd probably come up short if tested anyway because I haven't barbell bench pressed in months. Same goes for squats and deadlifts. I have to use alternative exercises that, though effective, nobody gives a flying fuck about due to the specific equipment setup I have at home. No dick-measuring contests for me.
Also gym thots--who, I'll be honest, I don't really notice that much since my attention is split between how brutally I'm getting mogged by Chad and how badly I'm failing to ignore how brutally I'm getting mogged. Thots only amplify the anxiety I already get to begin with.
This
means
I can't bench press.
So even if I somehow managed to find an incel-only gym near me and went there, if another gymcel came up to me and said "how much do you bench braaaaaaah," not only would I have to give a very rough approximate number based on my performance in similar exercises, but I'd probably come up short if tested anyway because I haven't barbell bench pressed in months. Same goes for squats and deadlifts. I have to use alternative exercises that, though effective, nobody gives a flying fuck about due to the specific equipment setup I have at home. No dick-measuring contests for me.