NSFW [Oraclepill] come into my tent stranger... I will predict your future....

[ShadowTheEdgehog]

Welcome to Miss Shadilacs tent!
You may see many baffling things while you are here, but no worries, my spells will protect you uwu
Are you ready to go on a exiciting and revealing trip through your past, present and future?
All that and more I can bring to you by fondling these bawlz...

just dont pitch a tent teehee

MY FIRST PREDICTION
ABRACABRA ABRACADBRA

Spoiler: Abracadabra

View: https://youtu.be/tY8B0uQpwZs

huh?
I see... the future....

oh NO!

theres a name... incels...
incels.....

incels.to!

and whats this?!??!?

....

In the future...
there will be.. this group of incels....
they call themselves....

hnnnggg GOTtA ConCeNtrate!!!

They call themselves....

FUCKCELS

"Fuckcels, from incel.wiki, the free online wiki. Fuckels, a group of so called involuntary celibates that regularly has sex and gets hit on by members of the opposite sex at least bi weekly.
Despite this apparent contradiction, Fuckcels are allowed on the forum by high decree of the Admin "SergeTheCumGuzzler" and his homo mod team"


W-W-W--W-WHAAAAAAAAAT!!?!??!

UGH Truly despicable!

Time for a purge!

You underestimate my power, Sergowan Coby

ok, done purging.

Now,....
lets see your future my incel friend....

Post in this tent to have your fortune told!
I am waiting for you...

 

[failmaxxed]

whats my future

 

[ShadowTheEdgehog]

whats my future

failmaxxed... the fail one...
your avi tells me many things...
yellow yellow
orange
yellow
maybe this spells will work...
"banana banana katana"....

hmmm nope.
You like to shrould yourself in mystery, dont you, failmaxxed the "low iq" one?


Seems like I need to bring out the big guns

SPELL TEAM 6 - ASSEMBLE!!!

ah now im getting some uncorrupted data...
oh,...
damn..
wow....wowowowow...

bro, not cool, NOT COOL

there were incels and children in that village in bolivia...

...

just kidding, gotcha lol

No, really, your future looks nice, I see no pussy but besides that its a fairly smooth ride.
You will have many copes and you will dodge many ropes...
Just one thing, stay away from good looking people, their halo gravity may bring you great misfortune if you stay in their vicinity for too long...

that is all for now uwu

 

[InMyCellInHell]

I have a feeling I already know my future of dying alone, ugly and miserable but I should ask the psychic anyway.

 

[Deleted member 29003]

I already know my future of dying alone

 

[Iwanttolive]

Thanks

 

[Deleted member 28526]

Dark magic

 

[Deleted member 22685]

Sewer tier thread tbh

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Will I ever be happy again?

 

[Idotms]

Nah Gypsy
not today

 

[Fat Link]

View: https://youtu.be/8cDThq1fIJc

 

[Deleted member 17883]

Fakecel if you don't know your own future .

 

[Emba]

Gas the gypsies!

You can also try this out:

Life Graph :: Lunarium

An interactive numerology program that calculates the level of the person's activity through life.

www.lunarium.co.uk

CHOose your birth date and it will calculate a life graph.

Here's mine:
View attachment 355076

Mogs me because spiky things

 

[failmaxxed]

failmaxxed... the fail one...
your avi tells me many things...
yellow yellow
orange
yellow
maybe this spells will work...
"banana banana katana"....

hmmm nope.
You like to shrould yourself in mystery, dont you, failmaxxed the "low iq" one?


Seems like I need to bring out the big guns

SPELL TEAM 6 - ASSEMBLE!!!

View attachment 354818

ah now im getting some uncorrupted data...
oh,...
damn..
wow....wowowowow...

bro, not cool, NOT COOL

there were incels and children in that village in bolivia...

...

just kidding, gotcha lol

No, really, your future looks nice, I see no pussy but besides that its a fairly smooth ride.
You will have many copes and you will dodge many ropes...
Just one thing, stay away from good looking people, their halo gravity may bring you great misfortune if you stay in their vicinity for too long...

that is all for now uwu

thats good stuff to look foreward to
cheers m8