JFL oofy doofymaxxer gets cocky. gets divorceraped, loses his house, his job and his friends.

[Ernst22]

now the story isn't told by oofy doofy but rather one of his many failed woo attempts which is even more embarrassing
I'll post the excerpts that matter but to summarize
>oofy doofy finds some stacy who can stomach his existence
>feels like the king of the world
>chats up women at work and gives them the ick
>oofy doofy's wife claims affair and takes his house
>loses his job and everyone at work is glad he's gone
now on to the post

View: https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1hlu5pw/my_coworker_made_a_creepy_pass_at_me/

Our office is one where we’re often up and moving between different areas to complete tasks, so there’s a fair amount of brief socialization that goes on as paths intersect

menial idle chit chat as they pass one another in the halls

We even discovered we live in the same neighborhood, just a few streets apart

cool, op has the inside scoop on oofy doofy's home

Mac said something to me this morning that has me scrutinizing all of our past interactions and unsure how to move forward.
He said, “You have this whole ‘sexy librarian’ thing going on today, and I think it’s a problem for me.” His statement was made with a bit of a smirk and a raised eyebrow

In the moment, I laughed it off and kept moving to where I was going without comment. I did do my hair and makeup a little differently today and wore my oft-neglected glasses, so maybe I won’t do that combination of things again

got icked so hard she literally changed her entire persona

I made a point of avoiding his usual paths and successfully dodged him for two weeks straight. Last Friday he came to my work station and asked if everything was alright, and said, “I feel like you’ve been avoiding me!” Well. I took a deep breath, summoned all the Resting Bitch Face I could muster, and said, “Mac, you implied that your inability to manage your pants feels in the workplace was somehow my fault for looking like a ‘sexy librarian.’ How exactly would you suggest I handle such gross comments in the future if not with avoidance?” His neck and ears turned bright red and he said something along the lines of, “Uh… I’m sorry… I didn’t… sorry…” then literally turned heel and fast-walked away.

oofy doofy gets a reality check

He said there was no excuse for his comment, it was out of line and he was being an idiot not thinking of the implications, that it would never happen again, and asked if there was any way he could make it up to me
He reiterated it would absolutely never happen again and asked if I thought I could ever forgive him. I told him that while I accept his apology, it’ll take time to move forward and that I don’t really know what that will look like and to please give me space and time

the oofy doofy is a slimy rat. even at the slightest pushback the oofy doofy will flip on its back and display its belly

Mac never said anything sexualizing or out of line to me again. We never got back to the kind of easy work friendship we had previously, but things were cordial and while not necessarily warm they weren’t chilly either

the oofy doofy, once threatened will never again approach the opposite sex in that environment, too afraid of displeasing a potential mate.

Unfortunately something eventually came out (...) his wife is divorcing him. He’s moved out of the neighborhood and no longer works here, which I’m grateful for.

with the icky oofy doofy gone the females of the group can go back to idly grazing on chad's bush after their make-work middle management jobs.

 

[based_meme]

@Zer0/∞ on suicide watch.

Oofy doofy theory (betabuxx++) BTFO.

 

[TheJester]

Never hit on a women on your workplace EVER.

 

[Jud Pottah]

Got humbled. or not considering cucks carry a Brain lobotomy. At least, fate will nicely clean their spawn in the End. Deadly

 

[justuseless]

What the fuck is oofy doofy

 

[based_meme]

What the fuck is oofy doofy

Joined: 4 days ago.

 

[Ernst22]

What the fuck is oofy doofy

google is free newfag

 

[justuseless]

google is free newfag

Imagine using a retarded term like oofy doofy

 

[JustanotherKanga]

What the fuck is oofy doofy

 

[Ernst22]

Imagine using a retarded term like oofy doofy

imagine being a nigger.
I guess you don't have to image it

 

[justuseless]

imagine being a nigger.
I guess you don't have to image it

Ok "Oofy doofy" I'll try to "image" it

 

[Ernst22]

Ok "Oofy doofy" I'll try to "image" it

do your best

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

What the fuck is oofy doofy

Theory made by Hell By The Dashboard Lite (you can find his channel on YouTube) that tries to explain why some unattractive and low status man can get in marriage and relationship.

 

[justuseless]

Theory made by Hell By The Dashboard Lite (you can find his channel on YouTube) that tries to explain why some unattractive and low status man can get in marriage and relationship.

Thanks.. at least some context

 

[Mr. Agent Clark]

What the fuck is oofy doofy

Don't come to a incel forum and expect intelligence. Most of us here are rotting because we cant do much else. Respect us or leave, fucking mogger.

 

[Pesttanz]

I'll never betabuxx

 

[justuseless]

Don't come to a incel forum and expect intelligence. Most of us here are rotting because we cant do much else. Respect us or leave, fucking mogger.

Brb oofy doofy maxxing

 

[BPJ]

Never hit on a women on your workplace EVER.

never ever. If ur chad they will come by themselves and even then its better to avoid them like the plague.

 

[NIKOCADO AVOCADO]

Betabux never goes well, better incel than betabux.

 

[ThanostheGOAT]

now the story isn't told by oofy doofy but rather one of his many failed woo attempts which is even more embarrassing
I'll post the excerpts that matter but to summarize
>oofy doofy finds some stacy who can stomach his existence
>feels like the king of the world
>chats up women at work and gives them the ick
>oofy doofy's wife claims affair and takes his house
>loses his job and everyone at work is glad he's gone
now on to the post

View: https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1hlu5pw/my_coworker_made_a_creepy_pass_at_me/


menial idle chit chat as they pass one another in the halls

cool, op has the inside scoop on oofy doofy's home

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got icked so hard she literally changed her entire persona

oofy doofy gets a reality check

the oofy doofy is a slimy rat. even at the slightest pushback the oofy doofy will flip on its back and display its belly

the oofy doofy, once threatened will never again approach the opposite sex in that environment, too afraid of displeasing a potential mate.

with the icky oofy doofy gone the females of the group can go back to idly grazing on chad's bush after their make-work middle management jobs.

Deserved for being an orbiter hopefully this taught him to hate women

 

[Emba]

Never hit a women on your workplace EVER.

Unless she's already inside the van...

 

[Jud Pottah]

Unless she's already inside the van...

Its eazy to fetch her up after the passions

 

[Emba]

Its eazy to fetch her up after the passions

Yaz