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Can confirm that I'm not Russian and I didn't understand.
 
didn’t even enlarge the image
 
Damn, I'm not a russiancel so there goes my understanding.
 
Translation:

1: I am sick of your love stories. I've been alone for 6 years
2: We accidentally grabbed the same banana at a supermarket. Now we've been together for 8 years
3: No matter what I was doing, I've been alone for 6 years.
4: I was taking the trash out and I met her. The wedding is tomorrow. Congratulate me!
5: Wish you damn happiness, you fucking kids!
 
Over for slavcels
 
Translation:

1: I am sick of your love stories. I've been alone for 6 years
2: We accidentally grabbed the same banana at a supermarket. Now we've been together for 8 years
3: No matter what I was doing, I've been alone for 6 years.
4: I was taking the trash out and I met her. The wedding is tomorrow. Congratulate me!
5: Wish you damn happiness, you fucking kids!
Based translation
 
Oh ok so you meant that literally
 
Can't relate, no one tell him his love stories.
This image is from site pikabu.ru where normies love to brag about their relationships. Some user thought enough is enough and posted this
 
truecels will understand this even if they don't speak russian
Screenshot 20190818 112940 Instagram
 
Of course it is

"What do we call boys under 180 (centimeters)? that's right, FRIENDS"
Thanks for the translation didn't know what the post actually said I just guessed it was heightpill because of the '180'. Brutal
 

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