Brutal One of these days I'm going to have to fight someone

[Chopin]

Somehow I keep doing retarded things and pissing off lardo untermesches. I fear that one day they are going to come for me.
How do I survive and, possibly, win a fight? Without having trouble with the police, of course.

 

[Mecoja]

I dont know boyo, as long as you dont use knife or gun you can claim self defense. Police baton is a good choice.

 

[Puppeter]

Dodge and fight would be based if we gathered and combo fighted against untermesches

 

[Indari]

destroy them with your compositions

 

[Ducky]

Start training martial arts

Realistically, all it takes is your foot to slip for you to die in a fight. All incels should carry firearms.

 

[Saint Cho]

Carry pepper spray for non-lethal threats.

Carry a pistol for life threatening encounters.

Learn some boxing. Make sure you find a gym that spars at full strength.

Learn some jiu jitsu. Escapes are the most valuable grappling techniques to focus on in my opinion.

Do all 4 of these and you should wipe the floor with most untrained normies.

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Let them swing first, then stab them and run away. As long as they don't die no one really gives a fuck.