JFL One bad day away...

[Cletus Longthing]

One day you come home after a long day at work and All you want is to relax RIGHT?? But even that you cant get your wife says the food will be ready in 30 minutes... 30 FUCKING MINUTES ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? You wageslaved all day for this Bitch, kids and shitty house and food isn't even ready??? You calm down okay maybe just maybe Itll be worth the wait... okay??
You open the fridge, take a beer and sit down on the couch... now the food is ready, excited you go and expect something GOOD!!! IT FUCKING SMELLS GREAT OKAY!!! You sit down, take your first bite... ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING YOUR SPITE OUT AT YOUR WIFES FACE YOUR START BEATING UP HER FACE TILL HER NOSE FALLS OFF YOU TAKE A KNIFE AND START SLASHING HER FACE *STAB* *STAB* YOU OPEN HER STOMACH RIP OUT THE HER INTESTINS AND STRANGLE YOUR NEWBORN BABY WITH IT HUSH LITTLE BABY DONT MAKE A SOUND...
One bad day away
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[Sneir]

One day you come home after a long day at work and All you want is to relax RIGHT?? But even that you cant get your wife says the food will be ready in 30 minutes... 30 FUCKING MINUTES ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? You wageslaved all day for this Bitch, kids and shitty house and food isn't even ready??? You calm down okay maybe just maybe Itll be worth the wait... okay??
You open the fridge, take a beer and sit down on the couch... now the food is ready, excited you go and expect something GOOD!!! IT FUCKING SMELLS GREAT OKAY!!! You sit down, take your first bite... ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING YOUR SPITE OUT AT YOUR WIFES FACE YOUR START BEATING UP HER FACE TILL HER NOSE FALLS OFF YOU TAKE A KNIFE AND START SLASHING HER FACE *STAB* *STAB* YOU OPEN HER STOMACH RIP OUT THE HER INTESTINS AND STRANGLE YOUR NEWBORN BABY WITH IT HUSH LITTLE BABY DONT MAKE A SOUND...
One bad day away
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KILL GLOBOHOMO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE THEM SHIT THEMSELVES UNDER PRESSURE OF MINI GUN !!!!! (IN VIDEO GAME)
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[incelerated]

your wife