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Blackpill On the Classification of SMV

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I purpose the following scale when ranking yourself in the Incel community:

Exosphere (Exteremely hot celebrities who become iconic througout time - Constellations)
Thermosphere (Hot celebrites, examples include Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner etc)
Mesosphere
Stratosphere
Troposphere
Ground Crawlers - (Most normies, this is the lowest ranking for a female, no matter how ugly, since she is of value to world, only do to the fact that she posses a vagina, see pussy pass) - If you are at least 6'2, no matter how ugly this is the lowest you go.

This is where most Incel ranking will begin
Sunlight Zone - (5'11 - 6'0) Mostly mentalcels
Twilight Zone - (5'9 - 5'10) - some mentalcels
Midnight Zone - (5'7 - 5'8) -
-- Below this point, it most assuredly never began (truecels), regardless of any other critera --
Abyss - (5'4 - 5'6) - Yours truly
Trenches - (5'0 - 5'3)
* Special category CD (Challenger Deep - The truly descended below 5'0 or disabled) *
NOTE: No matter how ugly you are in the face, with a given height, you can't descend, you are just perpetually stuck in that zone. Race can help, but is usually a cope.

[It is common to put respect on the names of those who have descended further than yourself, so for me, I pay my respects to those of the trench and the CD]

One can think of the Sexual Market Value of an individual using a number of variables as control factors:
Men
a) Height
b) Race
c) Penis Size
d) General physical qualities
Women
Being a woman (i.e. possessing a vagina) - in regards to grading SMV, this alone, irrespective of any other factor, qualifies any woman a 5 on the gradation scale.

*Feel free to add to *
 
What's the psl required for orbiter status?
 
too complex, wont bother sry
 
More autistic cope


real life is binary, either Chad or incel ,no inbetween
 
never began for manlets like me to be honest
 
never began for manlets like me to be honest
If it is any consolation, bud, though the rest of the world doesn't care, WE do. I care, because I know you would watch my back, just as I would do for you.

In the world of lions there is the coalition, a group of male lions ousted from their pride when they reach maturity who have to venture off and find their own in life. They form these groups called coalitions and together they can survive, whereas alone they would have assuredly died. They get prides and lose them, but always the coalition lives on with or without the prides.

So, you are part of this coalition, and we will look after you because you are one of us.
 
If it is any consolation, bud, though the rest of the world doesn't care, WE do. I care, because I know you would watch my back, just as I would do for you.

In the world of lions there is the coalition, a group of male lions ousted from their pride when they reach maturity who have to venture off and find their own in life. They form these groups called coalitions and together they can survive, whereas alone they would have assuredly died. They get prides and lose them, but always the coalition lives on with or without the prides.

So, you are part of this coalition, and we will look after you because you are one of us.
td;lr its over
 
I am in it to the bitter end -- no surrender(that is my nindo).

They say it ain't over till the fat lady sings.
you are here so u admit its over
 

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