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OMG IT FINALLY HAPPENED

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I was next to my oneitis in class and she seemed more beautiful than ever. I don't know how I got the courage but I suddenly leaned over and struck up a conversation with her that eventually led me to nervously utter the words "Do you want to go out sometime?". My heart was pounding in my chest and my face was blushing. But I saw her lips curve into a smile as she said "Sure!". A huge sense of relief washed over me as we made the plans. "This is the day" I thought. Fast forward to night time, I made sure to shower and use the best cologne, as well as dress my absolute best without overdoing it. I was an odd combination of nervous and excited as I drove my van into her driveway. I didn't know whether or not to go and ring the doorbell or honk my horn, but that became moot as I saw her walk out, dressed in a pink sweater and tight yoga pants. "You drive this?" she teased as she got into the vehicle. "Yeah, it's a beauty!" I joked as I revved the engine. She giggles as I know that I nailed the first impression. I started to drive until we ended up at our local coffee shop. As we ordered our drinks and sat down, I stared intently at her lips sipping the cup and had some dirty thoughts until I quickly snapped out of it. I saw her blush and smirk as she saw this. We ended up having a long and nice conversation mainly because she was the talkative one. After we finished, I drove us to the local park. I parked up on a hill and opened up the tailgate. I already had an air mattress in the back of the van in preparation for this. We sat down on the back of the van and looked up at the clear night sky. She held my hand and rested her head on my shoulder. Her perfume was intoxicating. She started to tell me about her love for stargazing and I told her that I always dreamed of taking a girl on a date and that she was my first. Our faces were just inches away. She smiled and started to kiss me. I was overwhelmed with positive emotions. We broke so I could close the tailgate and we started to kiss again. "Is this gonna go all the way?" I thought in my head. I started to feel her up as we lay down lip-locked on the mattress. Before I knew it, she was laying down nude under me. I took charge and started to go down on her. Numerous YouTube tutorials had prepared me for this moment. The research and the practice on microwaved cantaloupes started to pay off as I felt her get wetter and heard her breaths become shorter and stronger. A pleasure-filled moan and and overflow of juices told me that I got her off. I let her lay there in pleasure for a few minutes before we start to engage in actual penetration. I decided to have her do the reverse cowgirl (look it up) as I was on my back and thrust into her while her huge ass bounced up and down on my pelvic area. After a short amount of time I ejaculated into her with no rubber. "Oh, shit!" I thought. I looked to my right and saw a pack of pills in her purse. I hoped that they were the right ones. She laid down next to me and said "You were amazing". I smiled and thought I had finally escaped my inceldom.


Then I woke up with a cum stain in my boxers. FUCKING KMN.
 
I knew it was going to end like that.
 
" if you can dream it, you can achieve it"
ref: normie teaching #437
 
Good thread tbh I would have gone ER after a dream like that
 
I always skip to the end on long posts like these.
 
theoldnick said:
" if you can dream it, you can achieve it"
ref: normie teaching #437

He did shower, so it stands to reason right guys
 
I just read the last two lines.


blackpill_incel said:
He did shower, so it stands to reason right guys
DELET your signature it makes me wanna rope.
 
Fakecel, I get cucked even in my dreams
 
BAN THIS FAKECEL REEEEEEEEo wait a sec...
 
Massive Blackpill: This is what NORMAL people experience in their teen years. If you never had this happen in real life you are psychologically fucked.
 
I wish I have lived this during my teen years :(. Just imagine an unused, pure and virgin femoid submitting to you and dominating her as you like...Fuck this life.
 
JFL at her loving stargazing. All she loves and stares at is chad’s cock.

I T S O V E R
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i was so close to telling u to gtfo.
 
PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
i was so close to telling u to gtfo.

same, had my GTFO FAKECEL REEE ready and everything.
 
Sadness said:
  Numerous YouTube tutorials had prepared me for this moment. 

I LOL'd. Good strategy, though.
 
KV3 said:
JFL at her loving stargazing. All she loves and stares at is chad’s cock.

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You have a typo
 
blackpill_incel said:
He did shower, so it stands to reason right guys

greatest sig of all time lmfao
 
It actually happened for someone else
 
wandercamp said:
Massive Blackpill: This is what NORMAL people experience in their teen years. If you never had this happen in real life you are psychologically fucked.

Thanks for the reminder…
 
Sadness said:
I was next to my oneitis in class and she seemed more beautiful than ever. I don't know how I got the courage but I suddenly leaned over and struck up a conversation with her that eventually led me to nervously utter the words "Do you want to go out sometime?". My heart was pounding in my chest and my face was blushing. But I saw her lips curve into a smile as she said "Sure!". A huge sense of relief washed over me as we made the plans. "This is the day" I thought. Fast forward to night time, I made sure to shower and use the best cologne, as well as dress my absolute best without overdoing it. I was an odd combination of nervous and excited as I drove my van into her driveway. I didn't know whether or not to go and ring the doorbell or honk my horn, but that became moot as I saw her walk out, dressed in a pink sweater and tight yoga pants. "You drive this?" she teased as she got into the vehicle. "Yeah, it's a beauty!" I joked as I revved the engine. She giggles as I know that I nailed the first impression. I started to drive until we ended up at our local coffee shop. As we ordered our drinks and sat down, I stared intently at her lips sipping the cup and had some dirty thoughts until I quickly snapped out of it. I saw her blush and smirk as she saw this. We ended up having a long and nice conversation mainly because she was the talkative one. After we finished, I drove us to the local park. I parked up on a hill and opened up the tailgate. I already had an air mattress in the back of the van in preparation for this. We sat down on the back of the van and looked up at the clear night sky. She held my hand and rested her head on my shoulder. Her perfume was intoxicating. She started to tell me about her love for stargazing and I told her that I always dreamed of taking a girl on a date and that she was my first. Our faces were just inches away. She smiled and started to kiss me. I was overwhelmed with positive emotions. We broke so I could close the tailgate and we started to kiss again. "Is this gonna go all the way?" I thought in my head. I started to feel her up as we lay down lip-locked on the mattress. Before I knew it, she was laying down nude under me. I took charge and started to go down on her. Numerous YouTube tutorials had prepared me for this moment. The research and the practice on microwaved cantaloupes started to pay off as I felt her get wetter and heard her breaths become shorter and stronger. A pleasure-filled moan and and overflow of juices told me that I got her off. I let her lay there in pleasure for a few minutes before we start to engage in actual penetration. I decided to have her do the reverse cowgirl (look it up) as I was on my back and thrust into her while her huge ass bounced up and down on my pelvic area. After a short amount of time I ejaculated into her with no rubber. "Oh, shit!" I thought. I looked to my right and saw a pack of pills in her purse. I hoped that they were the right ones. She laid down next to me and said "You were amazing". I smiled and thought I had finally escaped my inceldom.


Then I woke up with a cum stain in my boxers. FUCKING KMN.

This is the dream of every incel. However instead we lose before stage 0 itself. Stage 1 is asking out which many incels have done and gotten rejected cuz they tried to bypass stage 0
 
Octopusgun2 said:
I wish I have lived this during my teen years :(. Just imagine an unused, pure and virgin femoid submitting to you and dominating her as you like...Fuck this life.

It's hell knowing that your peers experience this exactly but we can't because genetics cursed us. We must have done some really terrible things in our past lives.
 
Sadness said:
Then I woke up with a cum stain in my boxers. FUCKING KMN.

Well, at least it was something. A dream is better than nothing.
 
Having romantic / sexual dreams is suifuel
 
Facade said:
Having romantic / sexual dreams is suifuel

Sometimes it's the only way to feel any kind of intimacy…
 
was this a real dream because I could see myself dreaming something like this
 
I guess your personality in your dreams is much better than in real life.
 
Sadness said:
I made sure to shower and use the best cologne.

We've been missing it the whole time boys. We need to COLOGNECEL
 
wandercamp said:
Massive Blackpill: This is what NORMAL people experience in their teen years. If you never had this happen in real life you are psychologically fucked.

I am psychologically fucked from everything that happened even before I was 16, trauma after trauma turning me into a mentalcel... I have high social skills but not nearly enough emotional strength to ever get into a relationship
 
MayorOfKekville said:
I guess your personality in your dreams is much better than in real life.

Nailed it
 
Relateable. Only in Chad's world.
 
I stopped reading half way through and just went for the last line. I knew you would pull some shit like that lol.
 

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