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CircumcisedClown
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This is Steven van de VeIde, an Olympic volleyball player from the Netherlands. He was controversially allowed to compete in the Olympics despite his convicted criminal history (Google it, I’m not going into detail on this honeypot shithole site, glowies). He ended up not medaling, but that’s besides the point.
Why did they allow a convicted criminal to compete in the Olympics? Because he’s good at sports and stuff, of course. In addition to that, Steven has a wife and offspring. Why did she pick him to marry and breed with? Maybe because he’s 6’6”, uncut, and good looking. The lesson here is your actions do not matter, only your genes. Even the Olympic committee doesn’t give a fuck what you do if you’re Chad.
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He was interviewed after the Olympics, because apparently people give a shit what Chad has to say. He said people were mean to him and shit. He broke down in tears. Boohoo Chad.
Personality detector failed again. I’ve also been tagging all my posts JFL because there’s nothing left to do in Clownworld except laugh.
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