oldcel trait : you search obsessively for actors age

[Deleted member 28755]

After I see a movie/tv series or whatever I have an impelled need : to search for the age of the actors portraying the characters at the time of the filming(and the character's age of course).

If he is older I think something like "pheew I still have time"; if he is around my age I think "shit time is running out crap crap crap" and if he is more than 3 years older than me I think "It's over.I am a decrepit walking corpse and there is no hope to have a future worthy to be lived".Sometimes I do this thing DURING the view or else I can't go on.I am 36 and this becomes more and more painful every year.

My favourite movie of all time is Taxi Driver.When I was 17-22 I thought "well Travis is 26 and De Niro was 33 I still have all the time in the world!".Words cannot express how much wrong I was.Next year I will be 2 years older than Conan.In 3 years I will be older than Crixus in the first season of Spartacus.Unless I die before I will live through this crap comparing me to fucking Saruman/Christopher Lee.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Got me. 28 though.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I just check for general information about an actor, not specifically their age.

 

[WØLF]

Pitt is in his 50s and he slays bro

 

[Deleted member 21768]

I don't because all the actors I know are either around my age or older as I haven't seen a movie since the 2000s. I don't know any of these new actors. That is an oldcel trait.