JFL Oldcel approaches kissing sexhavers and asks "can I pull my dick out and get some?"

[Retardfuel]

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[Postmaxxercel50k]

this is why all sex havers need to die (in real life)

 

[decembrist_kirillov]

ahahah fucking whore get mad.

also fuck this times how can a fucking 20 yo girl can talk with a landlord high status 60 yo men ??

that would be fucking death sentence

seriously fuck this times

 

[Retardfuel]

ahahah fucking whore get mad.

also fuck this times how can a fucking 20 yo girl can talk with a landlord high status 60 yo men ??

that would be fucking death sentence

seriously fuck this times

The facial expression alone with her confusion and "how dare this old ugly grandpa tried to fuck " made me laugh

That whore definitely posts nudes and maybe does porno but now acting like a nun

 

[lemon21]

i dONt wANt A 3sOME

 

[Magicmirror]

I love how she's trying to defend her chad she's like MY CHAD MY CHAD NOT YOURS MINE and chad isn't even concerned with the dude, he can get a different girl any other week

 

[NiggerMan]

Imagine a cute loudmouth confident Becky in love with you
I envy the boyfriend

 

[gangrenemax]

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call iran police asap and qatar police for public displays of affection. Also why does she sound like she wears the pants in that cuck relationship

 

[NiggerMan]

I love how she's trying to defend her chad she's like MY CHAD MY CHAD NOT YOURS MINE and chad isn't even concerned with the dude, he can get a different girl any other week

I want to experience this so badly

 

[Magicmirror]

I want to experience this so badly

imagine a woman being that devoted for you

 

[Ellsworth]

Dumb whore doesn’t understand a joke/sarcasm

 

[Filthy_Reject]

based low inhib oldcel

 

[TheBlue]

Its a funny joke she needs to calm down

 

[universallyabhorred]

based low inhib oldcel

 

[universallyabhorred]

He should have punched her in the face.

 

[Indari]

gigabased

 

[Truefaitholdorder]

LOL legend

 

[Retardfuel]

Since they're at it anyway, one extra dick ain't no big deal
Yeehaw

 

[PolskiKartofel]

this is why all sex havers need to die

based low inhib oldcel

 

[wei#3959]

lol

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Fuck people who display love and affection in public.

 

[zunzun8888]

How can they do such thing in public? That foid and that jock should be arrested and sent to jail. They have no shame. They think they can do whatever they want huh? They need re-education about public behavior. The old man should splash a hot coffee to them. Police should do something with those who do such things in public. Disgusting.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

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"user_text": "No it isn't.",
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[Izayacel]

K

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Just seeing the first second reminded me that I missed on teen love

 

[Retardfuel]

Just seeing the first second reminded me that I missed on teen love

The funniest thing is that there were no white knights trying to intervene, as she gazed upon the room to find someone to protect her from a non chad grandpa

 

[nohope.]

who cares. i want to see someone make content similar to smooth sanchez

 

[MarquisDeSade]

What an absolute legend.

 

[nohope.]

look at the guy she's kissing. more proof of JBW. he's an average looking guy

 

[nohope.]

reminds me of highschool when HTNs would be making out and groping their gfs in the hallways. seriously

 

[MaldireMan0077]

Angry bitch is angry

 

[12 Years a Rotter]

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

She would have sucked his dick right off the bat if he was giga chad.

 

[Retardfuel]

The young girl's response came off as obnoxious, but the old man's request is unscrupulous and insulting.

"Yuck how dare he ask a 20 yo girl to fuck her he should be called a pedo fuck sake he is pervert creep and should be killed off" theory

 

[SlayerSlayer]

based low inhib oldcel

I want to see a jason movie where he does this shit, but in Norm McDonald's voice that would be the funniest movie ever

CHH CHH CHH KAA KAA, ((( comes out of bushes)))) "Can I pull out my dick and get some"

-- the bitches screams and you spear her and Chad with a harpoon gun

 

[Fallenleaves]

Funniest shit I've seen all week

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Im completely shocked REDDIT is on the old man's side. WHY???? They are usually soy incarnate

 

[Retardfuel]

If original post yeeted here's the video

 

[Praise the Sun]

The funniest thing is that there were no white knights trying to intervene, as she gazed upon the room to find someone to protect her from a non chad grandpa

Not even her bf wanted any beef.

 

[MiSKiRaT]

this is why all sex havers need to get genocided and fucking massacred (in real life)

fuck all prettyfags fuck all privileged whores FUCKING DIE PRETTYWHORES DIE

 

[Mrugly420]

Dr phil really fell on some hard times

 

[Mrugly420]

Also I would rip a mean fart on them, that way they could kiss the sulfur gas, fucking sexhavers

 

[MiSKiRaT]

Also I would rip a mean fart on them, that way they could kiss the sulfur gas, fucking sexhavers

I WOULD PULL OUT MY OTS-14 AND SILENCE THOSE FUCKING NORMFAGGOTS

 

[Mrugly420]

I WOULD PULL OUT MY OTS-14 AND SILENCE THOSE FUCKING NORMFAGGOTS

Based and weaponrypilled

 

[Verxis]

Reddit was the biggest mistake to happen to the world.

 

[BPJ]

who cares. i want to see someone make content similar to smooth sanchez

he was amazing. i miss him too

 

[ItsOver4cel]

when an old man does it, it's creepy, when giga chad does it, it's ok because he has such an endearing and attractive personality

The young girl's response came off as obnoxious, but the old man's request is unscrupulous and insulting.

most blackpilled 2022 ''cel''

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

Mirin his inhib tbhngl

 

[lifefuel]

I feel like this might have been more a social commentary than anything. This man likely grew up in an era where such behavior was frowned upon. But instead of lambasting them, he choose to combat absurdity with even greater absurdity....

Or maybe he's just a crazy perv. This is in DC where perverted govt workers, politicians/lobbyists etc gather. The laws are even more friendly towards degeneracy IIRC. Funny shit regardless.

 

[based_meme]

Hoes mad x24.