I soiled the bed when I went skiing with school. I had really bad diarrhea. It was piss out of my ass, I didn't even notice.
I was shocked when I woke up. I was lying in a wet puddle of shit, it almost covered a quarter of the entire mattress. I put the blanket on the spot and showered. Later when noone was watching I turned the mattress to hide the wet spot, as I was afraid that some of the teachers who wanted to make sure we leave our place tidy wouldn't see what happened.
I put on my jeans, the only pants I had with me. Well, what do you know? The entire ass section was wet as if I had fallen onto a puddle of rain. Don't mention the smell.
I told my friends that I had probably stepped in dog poop. My ass was luckily covered by my jacket. Thank god I was a hip hop fag with baggy clothes.
All the time I felt so uncomfortable, yet I had to pretend everything was normal and do my funnyman thing that people were used to seeing from me.
Luckily I could hide it, lol. It was a miracle. The mattress was completely soiled, I think they had to throw it away, and a week after our trip one of the teachers who helped with planning seemed to be distressed and angered. He told us nonchalantly that the hostel was not pleased with us and that they cannot rent out one of the rooms anymore, because there was "a foul smell" and they couldn't identify the source.
I had to fight so hard to not laugh out loud. Best trip ever