TheJester
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I just wanna be back on the schoolyard just having Fights with random niggers.
I know all them fucking Arabs and Sands on German schools are nowadays armed to the teeth.
But shit I just wanna fight some Chadlite until one of us drops down.
Literally my Highschool life was Fight Club. I just miss it, now its Doomer Wageslave dread. This shit sucks ass, I cant get bitches and everything is so fucking dull nowadays.
No physical confrontations.
Today I was like thinking this shit 8 to 6 lame ass boring slop of nothingness is quite literally worse then being bullied.
At least on Highschool was action, out of nowhere some aggressive upper classman would show up and start punching girls or guys - happened multiple times on my first school.
Sometimes id be ganged up by 4 or 5 people and somehow still came out on top...well sometimes I got stomped on the head but still.
Or now in winter we would have the craziest snowball fights ever.
People would disguse stones in snow and throw them or use ice picks to stab another guy the eye out.
We would build bunkers high as a tower to store loads of snowballs that we watered up so they became ice balls - iceballs are like canonballs, you can pick them up again and throw them again.
I remember that one crazy bitch from my neighborhood brought a Watergun with boiled water to spay people in the face and destroy the bunkers.
Some brought water balloones that had the temperature to course nucleation (instant freeze) upon impact.
It was bloody. Like all them kids that got hit with em stones and nuclearion balloons bled a ton.
Teachers were furious - they couldnt stop it tho, it was the whole school going at each other. Schoolyard in winter resembled Norwegians agsinst French against Russians.
Kids were all low inhibit and completely unhinged. Sometimes throwing snoballs at teachers. One teacher was "Snowangeled" it was a hag lol, a couple smaller kids overpowered her and made a snowman out of her, it was fucking hilarious....
Good ol times.
Nowadays I walk past the schoolyards and what do kids do? Stare into their smartphones or dance around and make "Cute Winter pics for my Instagram".
Like poor Gen Alpha, this timeline is fucking ASS!
I know all them fucking Arabs and Sands on German schools are nowadays armed to the teeth.
But shit I just wanna fight some Chadlite until one of us drops down.
Literally my Highschool life was Fight Club. I just miss it, now its Doomer Wageslave dread. This shit sucks ass, I cant get bitches and everything is so fucking dull nowadays.
No physical confrontations.
Today I was like thinking this shit 8 to 6 lame ass boring slop of nothingness is quite literally worse then being bullied.
At least on Highschool was action, out of nowhere some aggressive upper classman would show up and start punching girls or guys - happened multiple times on my first school.
Sometimes id be ganged up by 4 or 5 people and somehow still came out on top...well sometimes I got stomped on the head but still.
Or now in winter we would have the craziest snowball fights ever.
People would disguse stones in snow and throw them or use ice picks to stab another guy the eye out.
We would build bunkers high as a tower to store loads of snowballs that we watered up so they became ice balls - iceballs are like canonballs, you can pick them up again and throw them again.
I remember that one crazy bitch from my neighborhood brought a Watergun with boiled water to spay people in the face and destroy the bunkers.
Some brought water balloones that had the temperature to course nucleation (instant freeze) upon impact.
It was bloody. Like all them kids that got hit with em stones and nuclearion balloons bled a ton.
Teachers were furious - they couldnt stop it tho, it was the whole school going at each other. Schoolyard in winter resembled Norwegians agsinst French against Russians.
Kids were all low inhibit and completely unhinged. Sometimes throwing snoballs at teachers. One teacher was "Snowangeled" it was a hag lol, a couple smaller kids overpowered her and made a snowman out of her, it was fucking hilarious....
Good ol times.
Nowadays I walk past the schoolyards and what do kids do? Stare into their smartphones or dance around and make "Cute Winter pics for my Instagram".
Like poor Gen Alpha, this timeline is fucking ASS!
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