Inceldom is a difficult thing to live with. No doubt many of us have had suicidal thoughts. And unfortunately, many truecels will probably end up killing themselves eventually, unable to cope. So I'm going to tell you the real no bullshit methods to suicide if you've truly lost all hope, so that you dont fail and end up having to live as a vegetable or with half your face missing.
First off, get this whole "rope" meme or swallowing pills method out of your head. Hanging is an agonizing way to go and has a very high likelihood of failure. And if it does fail? You will most likely wind up with extensive brain damage and spend the rest of your life in a group/nursing home as a vegetable. Same with overdosing.
Hanging can do the job, but it should be a last resort. I'll get to that though later, minimizing the risk of failure using this cheap method.
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1. Let's start with the most efficient way: gunshot to the brain. This is without a doubt the most reliable and instant way to die. But even this has a possibility to fail if done incorrectly. So let me clarify:
-When shooting yourself in the head, the absolute best way to do this is through the roof of the mouth. Any powerful caliber round will do, whether it's a handgun round, shotgun load, or rifle round. But it must be a powerful round to ensure death. Preferably, use a '12 gauge shotgun' with a slug, .00 buckshot, or .000 buckshot. For a handgun? Use a big bore '.45 acp' with hollow points, or a '.44 magnum' with hollowpoints. Put the barrel of the gun up against the roof of your mouth, and tilt it back at a 45° angle towards your limbic system and brain stem. Steady the gun and pull the trigger. BANG! Instant darkness.
Heres a crude diagram showing the angle you're going for:
Here's the aftermath using this method:
This shit will fucking kill you. This isn't something you do if you're desperate for help and seeking attention. If that's the case, please go to a hospital and tell them how you're feeling, check yourself into a mental ward.
- Here's how you can fuck it up and blow your face off. NEVER under ANY circumstance try and shoot yourself under the chin like you see in the movies. Here's what happens to dumbasses who do:
DON'T SHOOT YOURSELF UNDER THE FUCKING CHIN!
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2. Now let's move on to hanging. It can do the job. But like I said suffacation is an agonizing way to go. As your brain is slowly starved of oxygen you will thrash and claw with all your might as your survival instinct kicks in. It has been described as agony and terror beyond comprehension by those who survived it. But if you are really so intent on hanging? I'll show you the proper way.
-It's all about making sure the noose is tied right, and making sure your anchor point is rock solid.
Here's how to properly tie a noose:
Here's what you'll need for an anchor point. It's one of those door frame pullup bars. What you'll want to do is take a drill or hammer and drive some screws or nails through the plastic top part of the bar where it makes contact with the top of the doorframe. This will help ensure it doesn't come loose while you're hanging:
For this method it will help to get yourself as fucked up as possible on some alcohol, or maybe a downer. Maybe some opiates or benzos. Its gonna suck, you WILL feel it. You will be conscious for a few minutes most likely, and those few minutes will be agonizing.
Disclaimer: I don't support suicide and hope you guys will cope till you die naturally, but anyone who's taken the Blackpill knows that this idea seems laughable sometimes. But if the day comes when you've had enough? Hopefully you remember this tutorial so that you don't fuck it up and wind up in any more misery.
First off, get this whole "rope" meme or swallowing pills method out of your head. Hanging is an agonizing way to go and has a very high likelihood of failure. And if it does fail? You will most likely wind up with extensive brain damage and spend the rest of your life in a group/nursing home as a vegetable. Same with overdosing.
Hanging can do the job, but it should be a last resort. I'll get to that though later, minimizing the risk of failure using this cheap method.
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1. Let's start with the most efficient way: gunshot to the brain. This is without a doubt the most reliable and instant way to die. But even this has a possibility to fail if done incorrectly. So let me clarify:
-When shooting yourself in the head, the absolute best way to do this is through the roof of the mouth. Any powerful caliber round will do, whether it's a handgun round, shotgun load, or rifle round. But it must be a powerful round to ensure death. Preferably, use a '12 gauge shotgun' with a slug, .00 buckshot, or .000 buckshot. For a handgun? Use a big bore '.45 acp' with hollow points, or a '.44 magnum' with hollowpoints. Put the barrel of the gun up against the roof of your mouth, and tilt it back at a 45° angle towards your limbic system and brain stem. Steady the gun and pull the trigger. BANG! Instant darkness.
Heres a crude diagram showing the angle you're going for:
Here's the aftermath using this method:
This shit will fucking kill you. This isn't something you do if you're desperate for help and seeking attention. If that's the case, please go to a hospital and tell them how you're feeling, check yourself into a mental ward.
- Here's how you can fuck it up and blow your face off. NEVER under ANY circumstance try and shoot yourself under the chin like you see in the movies. Here's what happens to dumbasses who do:
DON'T SHOOT YOURSELF UNDER THE FUCKING CHIN!
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2. Now let's move on to hanging. It can do the job. But like I said suffacation is an agonizing way to go. As your brain is slowly starved of oxygen you will thrash and claw with all your might as your survival instinct kicks in. It has been described as agony and terror beyond comprehension by those who survived it. But if you are really so intent on hanging? I'll show you the proper way.
-It's all about making sure the noose is tied right, and making sure your anchor point is rock solid.
Here's how to properly tie a noose:
Here's what you'll need for an anchor point. It's one of those door frame pullup bars. What you'll want to do is take a drill or hammer and drive some screws or nails through the plastic top part of the bar where it makes contact with the top of the doorframe. This will help ensure it doesn't come loose while you're hanging:
For this method it will help to get yourself as fucked up as possible on some alcohol, or maybe a downer. Maybe some opiates or benzos. Its gonna suck, you WILL feel it. You will be conscious for a few minutes most likely, and those few minutes will be agonizing.
Disclaimer: I don't support suicide and hope you guys will cope till you die naturally, but anyone who's taken the Blackpill knows that this idea seems laughable sometimes. But if the day comes when you've had enough? Hopefully you remember this tutorial so that you don't fuck it up and wind up in any more misery.
