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LifeFuel [NSFW] Dick still works (also finally tried out my pocket pussies)

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So after becoming very afraid that i had developed Erectile Dysfunction, it turns i can still get hard, well, hard enough to penetrate a pocket pussy that is. Overall i'm just glad i can still get erect and shit. Anyway, to the pocket pussies.

So i started out with the one i actually paid for (19.99). Overall it feels very nice, not perfectly life life or skin like, but good enough for the price. I lubed her up and started fapping to porn. Then when i was hard, i slid on in. Now let me tell you this. As someone who's a virgin, it's sort of a surreal experience seeing your dick go into a "pussy" for the first time. Anyway i bone pressed to get the most out of my dick, and slid on down to the base. Basically started jerking off with it. It felt so strange looking down and seeing a "pussy" being stretched out by my dick as it went in. Basically like you see in porn. Once i was done i cleaned it out and moved on to the other one.

So this one i got for free (special promotion thing). It's much heavier than the first one, and also has an asshole and mini butt molded into it. One thing i'd like to add is that the first one i tried had a texture on the inside i could feel with my finger, but not really with my dick, it sort of just felt smooth inside to my dick. Well not this one. This one was ribbed better, and the ass was very tight, so tight i could barely get a finger in. The pussy on this one felt a lot better, i actually felt the texture this time, very subtle but still amazing. I decided i might as well make the most of my boner and flipped it over and went in the ass. OH MY GOD. That was amazing. Like the pussy on this one, but better. I wasn't even paying attention to the porn on my screen by then, i was just in heaven. The perfect amount of grip, but not too tight to where it was annoying. I actually came this time. After i pulled my dick out the cum leaked out of the ass and down the ass cheeks. Like a creampie in porn.

Anyway, i really suggest pocket pussies now. It's better than your hand (cliche to say i know) but it's true. If anything, it makes me wonder what higher quality ones are like. And wonder what sexdolls are like. They must feel quite real. I'll drop links to the ones i got in the thread if anyone is interested. Anyways, thanks for reading.
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Can confirm, OP

Pocket pussy is the best fap.

Also have you tried penis rings if you have trouble getting hard?
 
Also have you tried penis rings if you have trouble getting hard?
Nope, a little too afraid actually. I have the strange feeling that it would cut off circulation and i'd have to get my dick amputated lmao. Probably wouldn't happen, but i'm still not too interested in it.
 
Nice, try the blowjob Onahole, I think it’s called the mouth of truth or something like that. It’s amazing and I prefer it over my pussy type ones.
 
Damn, I need me one of those.
 
At least you've found something beneficial. It makes me interested in getting one.
 
Drop links for the ass one plz. I had an ass fleshlight but it was overpriced crap
 
Drop links for the ass one plz. I had an ass fleshlight but it was overpriced crap
Here you go, mate.

OK i don't know why, but this website isn't wanting to display the link. So i'm not really sure on how to link it to you.
 

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