SuicideFuel [NSFDicklets] Tallcel 4 inch dicklet on suicide watch after failing to please virgin!

[wereqryan]

 

[BRCel123]

tallfags bragging about having sex as usual

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

JFL if you think first times in 2019 aren't some kind of escort visit / medical examination

just imagine sitting there like a retard with your dick being analyzed, checked for std spots, size and girth, and getting asked "is that it"

 

[zangano1]

tallfags on suicide watch

 

[Shigechi]

His tiny dick appears to be even tinnier thanks to his height. Anyway, fuck this tallfag, even with his microdick, he's still fucking women and even made a virgin see his tiny dick, no sympathy from me.

 

[wereqryan]

After revisiting all the suicide fuel on r/smalldickproblems, I've come to realize that successful dating for men is like winning the lottery because the probability of all the factors (attractive chad face, tall height, race/ethnicity, good frame, good dick size, good job/income, good health, good financial standing, good family) aligning in your favor is super duper low!

 

[The Abyss]

Lifefuel, this Chad ain't got it all baby!
Just wear a dog themed penis extender bro'.

After revisiting all the suicide fuel on r/smalldickproblems, I've come to realize that successful dating for men is like winning the lottery because the probability of all the factors (attractive chad face, tall height, race/ethnicity, good frame, good dick size, good job/income, good health, good financial standing, good family) aligning in your favor is super duper low!

Easiest option is to be tall thug Chad out of all possible combinations.

 

[Deleted member 19756]

Is anything on that sub not a larp?

 

[wereqryan]

Lifefuel, this Chad ain't got it all baby!
Just wear a dog themed penis extender bro'.

Oh c'mon man! How about some sympathy for your fellow dickcel?

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Is anything on that sub not a larp?

reddit =

 

[cancerousgreed]

dickpill is underrated, but it only becomes paramount for the high-tier normies and chadlites that actually fuck non-whales. 7x5.5 or you’ll likely get cucked.. maybe you can run constant pump and dump game at the cost of your ego when the girl gossips about your button dick.

hungfags will never mention that though

 

[Deleted member 19236]

Just use your hands, bro ! Size doesnt matter !

 

[The Abyss]

Oh c'mon man! How about some sympathy for your fellow dickcel?

Fuck that nigga, feel bad for guys on here though.

 

[wereqryan]

reddit =

Biggest cope ever! Reddit is the one true blackpill dispenser and suicide fuel.

 

[Emergency Manual]

That OP is 15 and losing his virginity...

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Biggest cope ever! Reddit is the one true blackpill dispenser and suicide fuel.

you're better off taking the scientific blackpill, reddit is notoriously unreliable, it didn't start the "then everybody clapped" memes for nothing

 

[Twinkcel]

dickpill is underrated, but it only becomes paramount for the high-tier normies and chadlites that actually fuck non-whales. 7x5.5 or you’ll likely get cucked.. maybe you can run constant pump and dump game at the cost of your ego when the girl gossips about your button dick.

hungfags will never mention that though

I agree with you 7x5.5 is the minimum dick size to satisfy women...we need an effective dick enlargement surgery...women can get bigger tits, bigger butt, bigger lips...it’s like doctors only care about women.

 

[Darth Cialis]

Oh c'mon man! How about some sympathy for your fellow dickcel?

I genuinely don't understand some people here, what's wrong with somebody having a girlfriend? It should be the norm. What really damages us is polygyny, libertinism and feminism.

 

[seija]

"Relationships and sex aren't everything you inkwell!!!!!!!!!!!! "

 

[wereqryan]

"Relationships and sex aren't everything you inkwell!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Damn right!

 

[littlemanhikicel]

His tiny dick appears to be even tinnier thanks to his height. Anyway, fuck this tallfag, even with his microdick, he's still fucking women and even made a virgin see his tiny dick, no sympathy from me.

same here.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

That OP is 15 and losing his virginity...

He got to fuck despite his 4 inch, no sympathy. Mogs me.

 

[GeneticFilth]

It's honestly insane how easy your life is if you are tall. You have all these tallfag rappers rapping about living in the ghetto talking about how hard it is, when their tallfags so they live in my little pony land. Try being an incel and going outside with severe acne covering your entire face, with severe overbite, and manlet height. That's 100x harder than a tallfag doing anything.

 

[Lux]

never began for manletdickcels tbh

 

[Arthas93]

The guy is a larper. He is "lowkey" trying to brag. He brags that he is tall and claims that even despite having a small dick he still is able to have a girlfriend and deflowered a young jailbait foid. The entire story is made up.

You can tell because the most fake part is the "virgin girl". There are no virgin girls anymore, Chad and Tyrone fucks them all. As soon as they are 13 the foids go after Chad for him to fuck them. Tinter/Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat/Whatsapp.

I hope he gets a real STD, perhaps that will stop him from making fake stories up.

 

[LastGerman]

JFL if you think first times in 2019 aren't some kind of escort visit / medical examination

just imagine sitting there like a retard with your dick being analyzed, checked for std spots, size and girth, and getting asked "is that it"

This is why we have to enhance our penis.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

This is why we have to enhance our penis.

damn, i see you can't sleep either

 

[Deleted member 16455]

"Relationships and sex aren't everything you inkwell!!!!!!!!!!!! "

There's more to life!!!!!

 

[wereqryan]

There's more to life!!!!!

This is why we have to enhance our penis.

No reliable procedure so far. Every one of them has complications.

 

[LastGerman]

damn, i see you can't sleep either

I still have to fix my sleeping schedule since soonish I do have my practical driving lesson. Also, I do have more time because I quite my work a bit earlier. I will create a plan to hit the gym frequently again. It will start now.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I still have to fix my sleeping schedule since soonish I do have my practical driving lesson. Also, I do have more time because I quite my work a bit earlier. I will create a plan to hit the gym frequently again. It will start now.

yeah, we really need to fix it. it does too much damage otherwise.

 

[LastGerman]

yeah, we really need to fix it. it does too much damage otherwise.

It really does. It is like I do not spend my energy on something, it is all lost. By the way, I really miss your old profile picture.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

It really does. It is like I do not spend my energy on something, it is all lost. By the way, I really miss your old profile picture.

it will be back tomorrow, brah, no joke

 

[theundeadburg]

tallfags bragging about having sex as usual

 

[LastGerman]

it will be back tomorrow, brah, no joke

I might lose my no fap streak because of it.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I might lose my no fap streak because of it.

lol

 

[Yungguy]

Foids start shoving shit up their vag at like 12, after that they're not gonna be impressed by any dick under 7 inches