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>No sex, no PEX
>No pipe, no pipe
>No sex, no techs
>No broad, no cod
>No tail, no nail
>No feet, no heat
>No hoes, no hose
>No pussy, no PVC
>No cunt, no punt
>No sucks, no flux
>No snatch, no tax
>No broads, no sod
>No thots, no watts
>No tramps, no amps
>No honey, no money
>No cunny, no honey
>No holes, no roles
>No taint, no paint
>No wench, no wrench
>No sloots, no suits
>No K9, no power line
>No THICCs, no bricks
>No Whores, no chores
>No clit, no drillbit
>No minges, no hinges
>No porkin, no workin
>No feet, no concrete
>No hymen, no linesmen
>No ladies, no tradies
>No coochie, no roofie
>No slam her, no hammer
>No fucking, no ducting
>No seeding, no feeding
>No titties, no smithys
>No CNC, no 'lectricity
>No cooter, no computer
>No hymen, no tradesmen
>No 'gina, no maintaina
>No cumming, no plumbing
>No wenches, no wrenches
>No bitches, no switches
>No milkers, no builders
>No rimming, no trimming
>No slampig, no hole dig
>No twerking, no working
>No sluts, no constructs
>No boob, no office cube
>No fucking, no shucking
>Ass not bare, no repair
>No asshole, no dry wall
>No partner, no carpenter
>No sex, no fecks (given)
>No women, no new kitchen

No assrape, no landscape
>No snu-snu, no wood glue
>No poon, I sleep til noon
>No maiden, I'm stayin' in
>No strip tease, no cities
>No flat dick, no mechanic
>No big breasts, no invest
>No hand job, no handy job
>No blowie, no water flowie
>No big tits, no vise grips
>No female, no hammer nails
>No fuck her, no structures
>No teat, I'm going to NEET
>No buttplug, no spark plug
>No housewife, no nightlife
>No suck cock, no line block
>No puncture her, no culture
>No glory hole, no story pole
>No woman laid, no taxes paid
>No one to bone, no new homes
>No chicks, aint laying bricks
>No doggy style, no floor tile
>No muff-diver, no screwdriver
>No cuckolding, no scaffolding
>No jelly roll, no morning roll
>No motivation, no civilization
>No punani, no this isn't funny
>No motivation, no civilization
>No dick suck, no bathroom caulk
>No touch her, no infrastructure
>No coke-boofing, no new roofing
>No dimepieces, no writing theses
>No donkey punch, no 5 star lunch
>No butt-cheeks, aint fixin' leaks
>No booba provider, no scuba diver
>No girl, no make your toilet swirl
>No sweet sweet vagine, no overtime
>No asphyxiation, no defibrillation
>No dick riding, fix your own siding
>No lipstick on the collar, no solder
>No scat and pissin', no statisticians
>No fair dames, no time for (((games)))
>No rusty trombone, no manning the phone
>No woman in her prime, I sleep till dinner time
>No missionary position, expect vacancy position
>No oil poured on ass, no clippings of your grass
>No cock and ball tortures, no weather proof porches
>No piece, no peace
>No oral suction, no draft induction
>No wanking, no banking
>No spanking, no planking
>No grinding, no binding
>No dating, no renovating
>No grinding, no wiring
>No fornication, no foundation
>No penetration, no insulation
>No moaning, no zoning
>No groaning, no loaning
>No penetration, no renovation
>No humping, no plumbing
>No fingering, no masonry
>No seduction, no construction
>No bedmate, no real es
 
>No sex, no PEX
>No pipe, no pipe
>No sex, no techs
>No broad, no cod
>No tail, no nail
>No feet, no heat
>No hoes, no hose
>No pussy, no PVC
>No cunt, no punt
>No sucks, no flux
>No snatch, no tax
>No broads, no sod
>No thots, no watts
>No tramps, no amps
>No honey, no money
>No cunny, no honey
>No holes, no roles
>No taint, no paint
>No wench, no wrench
>No sloots, no suits
>No K9, no power line
>No THICCs, no bricks
>No Whores, no chores
>No clit, no drillbit
>No minges, no hinges
>No porkin, no workin
>No feet, no concrete
>No hymen, no linesmen
>No ladies, no tradies
>No coochie, no roofie
>No slam her, no hammer
>No fucking, no ducting
>No seeding, no feeding
>No titties, no smithys
>No CNC, no 'lectricity
>No cooter, no computer
>No hymen, no tradesmen
>No 'gina, no maintaina
>No cumming, no plumbing
>No wenches, no wrenches
>No bitches, no switches
>No milkers, no builders
>No rimming, no trimming
>No slampig, no hole dig
>No twerking, no working
>No sluts, no constructs
>No boob, no office cube
>No fucking, no shucking
>Ass not bare, no repair
>No asshole, no dry wall
>No partner, no carpenter
>No sex, no fecks (given)
>No women, no new kitchen

No assrape, no landscape
>No snu-snu, no wood glue
>No poon, I sleep til noon
>No maiden, I'm stayin' in
>No strip tease, no cities
>No flat dick, no mechanic
>No big breasts, no invest
>No hand job, no handy job
>No blowie, no water flowie
>No big tits, no vise grips
>No female, no hammer nails
>No fuck her, no structures
>No teat, I'm going to NEET
>No buttplug, no spark plug
>No housewife, no nightlife
>No suck cock, no line block
>No puncture her, no culture
>No glory hole, no story pole
>No woman laid, no taxes paid
>No one to bone, no new homes
>No chicks, aint laying bricks
>No doggy style, no floor tile
>No muff-diver, no screwdriver
>No cuckolding, no scaffolding
>No jelly roll, no morning roll
>No motivation, no civilization
>No punani, no this isn't funny
>No motivation, no civilization
>No dick suck, no bathroom caulk
>No touch her, no infrastructure
>No coke-boofing, no new roofing
>No dimepieces, no writing theses
>No donkey punch, no 5 star lunch
>No butt-cheeks, aint fixin' leaks
>No booba provider, no scuba diver
>No girl, no make your toilet swirl
>No sweet sweet vagine, no overtime
>No asphyxiation, no defibrillation
>No dick riding, fix your own siding
>No lipstick on the collar, no solder
>No scat and pissin', no statisticians
>No fair dames, no time for (((games)))
>No rusty trombone, no manning the phone
>No woman in her prime, I sleep till dinner time
>No missionary position, expect vacancy position
>No oil poured on ass, no clippings of your grass
>No cock and ball tortures, no weather proof porches
>No piece, no peace
>No oral suction, no draft induction
>No wanking, no banking
>No spanking, no planking
>No grinding, no binding
>No dating, no renovating
>No grinding, no wiring
>No fornication, no foundation
>No penetration, no insulation
>No moaning, no zoning
>No groaning, no loaning
>No penetration, no renovation
>No humping, no plumbing
>No fingering, no masonry
>No seduction, no construction
>No bedmate, no real es

 
No twerk, no work
No cock-in, no clock-in
No bobs, no jobs
 
inceldom discussed
 
inceldom discussed
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no vagina, i will fight for china
 
No pussy entry, no data entry.
 
no sex on the desk, no helpdesk
 
No ass, we riot enmasse.
 
Holy shit, these are (mostly) really good.

>No cunny, no honey
I used to keep bees. I'd abide by this.

No fat ass, no spare cash.
No moaning, no coding.
No leg opening, no programming.
 
The thread is here, fortunately.
 
no lovely embrace, no men at workspace
 
no fucked daughters no hot water
 
No getting serviced, no joining the service

Simple A-S
 

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