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SuicideFuel NOT HAVING TEEN SEX IS LIKE . . .

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It's one of those typical movies, like a patriotic sports movie, where the protagonist had ONE goal to get gold and BEAT RUSSIA, and the film set everything up-- and he just loses at the end ,and the film became a total downer, yet for some reason they decided to make a spinoff series of that character where he does nothing with his life and every episode is like a pretentious realist art movie.

It's like a movie where the character was supposed to get on the bus, but he missed the bus, and he spends his entire life waiting for it, knowing it will never come back. Its exactly like being an expendable animal not selected to be in Noah's Ark, and you're constantly trying to stay afloat.
 
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you cant beat russia with burger
 
ONLY WAY TO WIN AND RE EXPERIENCE TEENAGE LOVE IS BY WAGING WAR AGAINST THE US AND WINNING THESE WHORES BY FORCE AS WAR TROPHIES DEATH TO ALL CUCKS AND WHITEKNIGHTS:lasereyes:
 
Unlike those movies, though, there's no real "setup" for many; just endless wondering if the main character will ever even get on the football/Olympic team... :feelsjuice:

An interesting analogy, though. :feelshehe:
 
killing himself
 
not having sex as a teenager is like not having sex as a fucking teenager
 
Its like a starvation, normies at least have sexual poverty (they have to work hard to maintain it), while incels live in sexual and romantic starvation mode.
 
It's like a movie where the character was supposed to get on the bus, but he missed the bus, and he spends his entire life waiting for it, knowing it will never come back.
That's the best metaphor of missing teen love I've ever seen.
 
you cant beat russia with burger
Russia is aleredy beaten, Major brands are pulling out, Without china your country is fucked, Laughingpepe
 

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