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LifeFuel Not Going To masturbate Until I Lose Weight

BridgeJumper

BridgeJumper

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As some of you may know, I'm really overweight. I have to lose half my body weight to be a healthy size. I want to lose weight because I feel like I'm getting sick, also because it might help my chances of ascending inceldom. I have decided that enough is enough and I need to stop being lazy. I'm not going to Mastarbate until I am under 100kg, this is punishment for me. I'm hoping this helps me focus on my exercise and dieting. I have failed every other time, it's time to force myself to lose weight or I'm probably going to die young and a virgin.
 
If you anorexiamaxx, you won't even be able to masturbate.
 
Masturbation can curb your appetite. Kinda weird thing to do if you want to lose weight. Just eat healthier food and do lots of cardio.
 
Masturbation can curb your appetite. Kinda weird thing to do if you want to lose weight. Just eat healthier food and do lots of cardio.
It makes me feel hungry tbh, I hope this will help me get below 100kg tho. its kind of like how others do Cant eat until finish morning workout
Yeah I will be eating healthy and will do cardio
 
It makes me feel hungry tbh, I hope this will help me get below 100kg tho. its kind of like how others do Cant eat until finish morning workout
Yeah I will be eating healthy and will do cardio

My stomach gets fat and bloated looking when I fap too much, i have a theory all those older guys with huge guts are fapping like crazy
 
i get hungry after i fap to, i think body needs to replenish what was just lost - we're shooting out thick concentrated life creating magic everytime we ejac so i think it takes awhile before the body can fuel up the sacks properly

My face looks less bloated the longer I Nofap also and my asian aunt said i look handsome today which boosted my ego

only day 5 currently
 
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Masturbation can curb your appetite. Kinda weird thing to do if you want to lose weight. Just eat healthier food and do lots of cardio.
The worst thing about this forum is all the masturbation addicts defending their vice like their life.
 
The worst thing about this forum is all the masturbation addicts defending their vice like their life.
(((Fontaine))) (((NoFap)))
 
Yeah right... Indulging in a primitive vice is resistance against Jews. Down syndrome-level retardation.
Chad can Nutt in Stacy 5 times a day, daily, but if we fap there will be dire consequences. :lul: JFL
 
Chad can Nutt in Stacy 5 times a day, daily, but if we fap there will be dire consequences. :lul: JFL
Chad suffers the same consequences. Sex is intrinsically toxic. But it is arguably less toxic in a healthy relationship, since many hormones and neurotransmitters (not merely dopamine) are involved in a normal sex act.

I'm ready to bet you're a NEET underachievier. Every wanker I've ever met was a contemptible lazy monkey.
 
I'm too tired to get an erection when cutting calories, so it sounds like a plan
 
Yeah go lose weight u fat fuk, fatcel is volcel
 
Chad suffers the same consequences. Sex is intrinsically toxic.
Low IQ post
But it is arguably less toxic in a healthy relationship, since many hormones and neurotransmitters (not merely dopamine) are involved in a normal sex act.
Water is wet.
I'm ready to bet you're a NEET underachievier. Every wanker I've ever met was a contemptible lazy monkey.
>He says this on an Incel forum :lul:
I can only deal with the cards that were given to me, I've studied Evolutionary Biology and Evolutionary Psychology, lost 100 pounds or so (continuing to lose weight), been learning a language. I don't have a job and i'm an Incel but that's just because of where I live for the most part, hopefully i'll be a wagecuck soon, I wouldn't call any of that lazy tho.
 
Just a tip, only eat like 2-3 times a day and have big breaks inbetween.

Also drink 3-4L Water a day it helps tons for losing weight and do sports everyday. (You can easily drink 3L of water during fitness sessions)

You will lose weight in no time, I bet you can reach your goals within 6 months if you keep it consistent
 
You legit should start running and cycling. Jogging 2km every day for 3 weeks will already improve your speed on a bicycle tremendously. Cycling burns insane amounts of fat. A 33 km ride on a hot day will make you lose around 2 kg.
 
Yeah right... Indulging in a primitive vice is resistance against Jews. Down syndrome-level retardation.
So you believe that successful people never masturbate then? That ones failures in life are largely correlated to how often they masturbate?
 

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