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I had feelings for a girl from a parallel class when we were 15. My yard was unimproved and after school we would go to her yard. We would listen to music and swing on the swings. First a song would play and I would swing it, then a new one would start and she would swing me. We really loved rock and metal of the 2000s. We would listen to the albums "Ocean Avenue" and "City of Evil." And when it was my turn to swing hers, she wouldn't let me get up and sat on my lap. She had a boyfriend from the neighboring school. One day she was spotted with another dude and this dude's friends attacked her for infidelity. And she wrote them a barrage of insults and three-story swear words on VK. And when we were returning home from school one day, these two guys decided to ask her about her rotten talk. And she started being mean in response. They rushed at her, and I didn't stand up for her because I had lenses and I didn't want to get hit in the eye and have them torn and I didn't want to buy new ones. Although she was a kickboxer, it was hard for her against two and she fought back somehow. But they beat her up good. When they left, she started crying and attacked me, saying that I was a weakling and a coward and couldn't stand up for a girl. That she liked me, that she had plans for me, and now we wouldn't even be friends. She hit me in the jaw and kicked me a few more times. After that, I realized that technical low kicks to the back of the knee are VERY PAINFUL.

Several years passed. I was sitting at home and decided to order food delivery. The delivery arrived. And guess who I saw? Yes, yes, don't be surprised. It was her. When I opened the door, we stood there in silence. She smiled and said that she would not leave this apartment without a tea. We ate half of the food that she brought me together. I added 500 rubles to her. It was my dad's birthday yesterday and the cake was so delicious that I barely had time to go to the store for a second one. We drank tea with cake. I was sitting on a chair and she sat on my hips and crossed her legs behind my back. She wrapped her arms around my neck and we kissed passionately. I remember it now, her lips tasted like cherry. She suggested going to the couch and I said that there were no condoms. She said that I should cum inside her and I said that the parents could come at any time. She understood and wrote me her address. She gave me her number and said that she was waiting for me at any time. The best part was that the girl and I had a huge difference in size. She was much bigger than the other girls. I'm 178 cm and 60 kg, she's 194 cm and 85 kg. Really like a basketball player. That gave me a huge boner. But we never fucked because I didn't hear her apologize or say she loved me.
 
What the fuck u fakecel fuck off
 
nice totally real story bro
 
You a mediocre ban speed runner, it is your 4th post already
 
The fuck is this shit?
 
I think you're on the wrong site.
 
Fucking Kys you fakecel cunt
 
@proudweeb Do the honours of banning this fakecel cunt
 
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Too much text for me
 
Damn, id love to get a 6"4 toilet, unfortunately that will forever be a pipe dream
 
wasnt even a good ban speedrun ur trash bro im sorry
 
Tales from the kursk frontline
 
GrAYs trying not to get banned as soon as they join (impossible)
 
Why is everyone so offended? It’s obviously a fake story
 

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