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Thought I'd take the time to create a handy guide on Normie platitudes and what they all really mean.
"Everyone Deserves Love"
"Only people that I agree with on a moral level deserve love, If I believe you have dropped below the moral threshold that I am the divine judge of then you do not deserve love or happiness. Do you insult women online? Well then you are exempt from ever finding love, because I am the moral authority on this".
"Love Has No Boundaries"
"As long as you're an attractive, well to-do person then you can fuck anyone you want with limited consequences! Chad fucking a 13 year old? That's a little naughty but he's attractive so its actually tragic, falling in love with the right person at the wrong time...gotta give him a second chance...maybe he'll even fuck me. Oh, you're an unattractive male that did the same thing? You're evil and deserve to die, how dare you take advantage of that poor innocent girl. Oh, you're a female sleeping with young boys? YOU GO GURRRL!"
"We Need To Focus On Mental Illness"
"I only want to help attractive men and women with fluffy and fun versions of serious mental disorders, I heard that Chad is depressed because he didn't get the BMW he wanted for his birthday, everyone should go help and support him. I'm really only interested in helping people that I deem to be morally on my side, that's why I donate to five different youtube vbloggers that have depression, I hope one of them will fuck me one day. Oh you're a lonely guy suffering from depression and it manifests in a way I dislike? Fuck off and die you creep."
"Just Have Confidence"
"I am blissfully and willingly unaware that a state of mind isn't a switch that can be flicked to change a persons entire outlook. Who cares if you've got a face even a mother couldn't love, you just need to have some '''''confidence'''''.
"Incels Feel Like They're Entitled To Sex"
"I literally lack any form of reading comprehension and am incapable to look beyond a handful of cherrypicked Incels because doing so would force me to address some actual substance that smug oneliners and offhand remarks wouldn't dismiss".
"Go to the Gym and Dress Better"
"I don't know what genetics are and honestly believe that spending money on the latest trends will compensate for any physical deformity"
"Just Be Yourself"
"Be like everyone else, be exactly like every other Normie. Act like Marvel isn't only for faggot cucks, act like women are Goddesses walking among us, Hate Trump and love migration, ignore every kike thing the Jews get up to...just smile and turn yourself off to the social inequalities of the world. Don't actually be yourself, because that isn't working, be a fake person, like me. Be some shell of a doll that just blindly and willingly flows with the crowd because that's how cucked normies like me get laid".
"Not ALL Women..."
"I actually understand that you have a valid point but I'm afraid if I agree with you i'll get shunned by my normie faggot friends so I'll just pretend that what you said only applies in very isolated circumstances".
"I Don't Owe You Sex"
"Because I am female, I lack the cognitive ability to refute anything you've said so i'll just reduce myself to a series of holes and state that you won't have access to them, this somehow proves that you are wrong".
Any I missed?
"Everyone Deserves Love"
"Only people that I agree with on a moral level deserve love, If I believe you have dropped below the moral threshold that I am the divine judge of then you do not deserve love or happiness. Do you insult women online? Well then you are exempt from ever finding love, because I am the moral authority on this".
"Love Has No Boundaries"
"As long as you're an attractive, well to-do person then you can fuck anyone you want with limited consequences! Chad fucking a 13 year old? That's a little naughty but he's attractive so its actually tragic, falling in love with the right person at the wrong time...gotta give him a second chance...maybe he'll even fuck me. Oh, you're an unattractive male that did the same thing? You're evil and deserve to die, how dare you take advantage of that poor innocent girl. Oh, you're a female sleeping with young boys? YOU GO GURRRL!"
"We Need To Focus On Mental Illness"
"I only want to help attractive men and women with fluffy and fun versions of serious mental disorders, I heard that Chad is depressed because he didn't get the BMW he wanted for his birthday, everyone should go help and support him. I'm really only interested in helping people that I deem to be morally on my side, that's why I donate to five different youtube vbloggers that have depression, I hope one of them will fuck me one day. Oh you're a lonely guy suffering from depression and it manifests in a way I dislike? Fuck off and die you creep."
"Just Have Confidence"
"I am blissfully and willingly unaware that a state of mind isn't a switch that can be flicked to change a persons entire outlook. Who cares if you've got a face even a mother couldn't love, you just need to have some '''''confidence'''''.
"Incels Feel Like They're Entitled To Sex"
"I literally lack any form of reading comprehension and am incapable to look beyond a handful of cherrypicked Incels because doing so would force me to address some actual substance that smug oneliners and offhand remarks wouldn't dismiss".
"Go to the Gym and Dress Better"
"I don't know what genetics are and honestly believe that spending money on the latest trends will compensate for any physical deformity"
"Just Be Yourself"
"Be like everyone else, be exactly like every other Normie. Act like Marvel isn't only for faggot cucks, act like women are Goddesses walking among us, Hate Trump and love migration, ignore every kike thing the Jews get up to...just smile and turn yourself off to the social inequalities of the world. Don't actually be yourself, because that isn't working, be a fake person, like me. Be some shell of a doll that just blindly and willingly flows with the crowd because that's how cucked normies like me get laid".
"Not ALL Women..."
"I actually understand that you have a valid point but I'm afraid if I agree with you i'll get shunned by my normie faggot friends so I'll just pretend that what you said only applies in very isolated circumstances".
"I Don't Owe You Sex"
"Because I am female, I lack the cognitive ability to refute anything you've said so i'll just reduce myself to a series of holes and state that you won't have access to them, this somehow proves that you are wrong".
Any I missed?
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