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jesus fucking christ I'm speechless, I feel like absolute shit now.
my normie friend just told me about the date he went with this cute chick and damn I shouldn't have listen to that. He told me that he took her to see a movie and since cinemas have barely reopened there was no one and, believe me, he said this chick sucked his cock right there.
He literally met this chick today, that's how foids are in 2020. "He's larping" yeah he could be, but idk why he would do that just to brag? He also showed me his tinder profile while trying to convince me to download it as well. Jesus man, it's suifuel, dude had the 99+ likes in there and was even talking to like 20 chicks who look decent
Little did he know that I've already downloaded tinder multiple times and got shit. If you guys could see the chicks he was swipping left, these would be the ones who I would get rejected by, I don't even swipe left I just swipe right on everyone.
It's over man. He's not even gl he's short even for brazilians I guess he's like 5'6 and overweight. He's not even exactly white (although it may be halo-ing him) he just got light skin, straight hair and hooded eyes (do these make such a difference?) I'm mean bro I'm jealous or anything, it just blew my mind. If that's what normies with his level of looks are getting I can't even imagine what chads get.
I'm missing this much, god just kill me already
my normie friend just told me about the date he went with this cute chick and damn I shouldn't have listen to that. He told me that he took her to see a movie and since cinemas have barely reopened there was no one and, believe me, he said this chick sucked his cock right there.
He literally met this chick today, that's how foids are in 2020. "He's larping" yeah he could be, but idk why he would do that just to brag? He also showed me his tinder profile while trying to convince me to download it as well. Jesus man, it's suifuel, dude had the 99+ likes in there and was even talking to like 20 chicks who look decent
Little did he know that I've already downloaded tinder multiple times and got shit. If you guys could see the chicks he was swipping left, these would be the ones who I would get rejected by, I don't even swipe left I just swipe right on everyone.
It's over man. He's not even gl he's short even for brazilians I guess he's like 5'6 and overweight. He's not even exactly white (although it may be halo-ing him) he just got light skin, straight hair and hooded eyes (do these make such a difference?) I'm mean bro I'm jealous or anything, it just blew my mind. If that's what normies with his level of looks are getting I can't even imagine what chads get.
I'm missing this much, god just kill me already