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Serious normie friends influence

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Now my normie friends are telling me to get a customer interactive role so I will be forced to develop better social skills. They also tell me to go for fat girls.
 
Dont listen to their bs advice. Assuming you arent a larper
 
Dont do it landwhales will reject you too
 
Dont do itttttttt

Don't fall for the "just put yourself out there bro"
 
Jfl if u have friends
 
Yeah bro you are giving larper teen vibes especially if you have normie friends get the fuck out before I fucking gun you down to a dark black crisp I fucking hate normies coming on here no I am kidding I hope you’re not a larper who knows only the smartest man in the world knows and you know who that it is no you don’t know who the smartest man in the world is only the smartest man in the world knows who the smartest man in the world is and the smartest man in the world is me I can do anything I help the weak I am the GOD excel vrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrrorooooooommm oh shoot that is my god car let me ride in it woah this is a really nice car let us go vrrooom vroom okay car where are we going welll excel we are going to go save the world we are doing that again car I did that multiple times yesterday well bro you have to do it again the libreoffice users are trying to take over the world of spreadsheets oh shit :worryfeels: we have to hurry okay let’s go vrooom vrrrkroeooeoroem Verekorooooooommm vrooooom okay here they are at Microsoft excel officesI see what you were talking about car there are orange libreoffices office people surrounding the building orange goo sliding up the building I need to get inside I use my really strong muscles to punch each orange person dead I punch straight through them they crack open and same orange goo spills out of them I fly into the building and fly straight up I’m in the middle and surrounded by libreoffice users I form a giant spreadsheets and spin it slides into their bodies orange goo spills out of them I fly up again oh no this is the floor of the building where I keep all your moms that I have sex with and they have gotten into here too first I have sex with all your moms at once and cum on the orange people and they melt I found the secret to saving the world the semen of god excel kills them I take the fattest mom in the room and have sex with her then I blow a really big load that covers the entire earth it kills all of them and I save the world and all the horny women eat up my cum because every women likes me and loves my high iq and coolness remember where there are inferior spreadsheets being usedI WILL BE THERE I AM THE HERO OF YOUR DREAMS I AM THE SUPERIOR SPREADSHEET SOFTWARE
 
gross i would never go for fat girls
 
Won’t work. I worked foh for years and it didn’t help me at all.
 
Provide your buddies some free entertainment br0!
 
Now my normie friends are telling me to get a customer interactive role so I will be forced to develop better social skills. They also tell me to go for fat girls.
https://www.xnxx.com/video-21cdgd2/2_virgin_guys_finally_get_lucky (Sui fuel)

Women aren't simply enough. They should be shared between men. If they don't let you share them then they are true friends. Sex with every day females is the only cure for inceldom. Also, remember that porn is just a fraction of reality. Shit like what's in the video happens every hour.
 
>having friends, especially normie ones
:feelsseriously: :feelsseriously: :feelsseriously:
 
they think you can get fat girls with a non-syndrome deformed face? go for it / take their help lol
 
Don't listen to their bluepilled advice, they're literal NPCs.
 

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