NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kkt6]

This girl matched with me on tinder, she was maybe my looksmatch like 4/10, a little plump but still attractive to me. She asked if I was telling the truth in my bio about my 8 inch dick, and we exchanged nudes. I asked her when to hook up, she said 'right now'. I gave her my address, told her to message me when she gets here.

She messages me, and it takes us some time to figure it out, but turns out she's in UK for the holidays and ended up on some street with the same name as mine, but we're in different countries.

She tells me she'll hook up with me when she gets home, but I bet my soul she'll just flake out. 

I WAS SO CLOSE, SO FUCKING CLOSE, I COULD FEEL IT IN MY BONES, I WAS SUPPOSED TO ESCAPE TONIGHT, FUCK THIS WHOLE WORLD, WHY CRUEL FATE, WHY ME? WHYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

 

[KV-]

This girl matched with me on tinder, she was maybe my looksmatch like 4/10, a little plump but still attractive to me. She asked if I was telling the truth in my bio about my 8 inch dick, and we exchanged nudes. I asked her when to hook up, she said 'right now'. I gave her my address, told her to message me when she gets here.

She messages me, and it takes us some time to figure it out, but turns out she's in UK for the holidays and ended up on some street with the same name as mine, but we're in different countries.

She tells me she'll hook up with me when she gets home, but I bet my soul she'll just flake out. 

I WAS SO CLOSE, SO FUCKING CLOSE, I COULD FEEL IT IN MY BONES, I WAS SUPPOSED TO ESCAPE TONIGHT, FUCK THIS WHOLE WORLD, WHY CRUEL FATE, WHY ME? WHYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

Might have been a catfish.

Anyway dont take it too hard. A date is guaranteed gf/sex.

 

[kkt6]

Might have been a catfish

I realize that, but there was just something... Or some part of me, that wanted it to happen, to be real.

I feel so fucking dead now, like a starving man being taunted with food by God.

 

[Framecel222]

This makes no sense. The app tells you how far away everyone else is.

Are you LARPing OP?

 

[Sub8Hate]

This makes no sense. The app tells you how far away everyone else is.

Are you LARPing OP?

I've had an app listing a user in the wrong location. It seemed to reset on the next day. This bullshit happened to me, too.

 

[anincelforlifelol]

Can someone kill OP please? Strong what the fuck.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

This girl matched with me on tinder, she was maybe my looksmatch like 4/10, a little plump but still attractive to me. She asked if I was telling the truth in my bio about my 8 inch dick, and we exchanged nudes. I asked her when to hook up, she said 'right now'. I gave her my address, told her to message me when she gets here.

She messages me, and it takes us some time to figure it out, but turns out she's in UK for the holidays and ended up on some street with the same name as mine, but we're in different countries.

She tells me she'll hook up with me when she gets home, but I bet my soul she'll just flake out. 

I WAS SO CLOSE, SO FUCKING CLOSE, I COULD FEEL IT IN MY BONES, I WAS SUPPOSED TO ESCAPE TONIGHT, FUCK THIS WHOLE WORLD, WHY CRUEL FATE, WHY ME? WHYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

fakecel out

 

[Deleted member 306]

How were you close if you are in different countries?

 

[kkt6]

How were you close if you are in different countries?

I don't know, her location said 18 km away unless she was lying to me.

 

[Deleted member 306]

I don't know, her location said 18 km away unless she was lying to me.

Who knows?