rotting-alone
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So some of you guys may know I graduated college last year. Since then I've been wageslaving at a fucking grocery store putting milk and shit on a shelf. I still classified this as a NEET because I was educated but working like a peasant.
However, I recently got an internship at a bigass corporation that's a household name (think Wal-Mart). It doesn't pay the best but my title is really high and flashy. Like "financial actuary intern at Wal-Mart". I met some Chang here and was told that if I perform well I'll be given a full-time job here with a fancy-ass title and my own office. He started as an intern and is a beast now. Corporations pay corporate employees very well.
So that means I might be on the path to escaping NEETceldom altogether. And I can career-max and make enough money to start betabuxxing girls and get female action that way. I know it sounds like cuckoldry, and it is, but at this point it's all I have. I'd rather lose my virginity to a girl by showering her with gifts rather than stay virginal forever.
I just wanted to let you guys know, because you are my only friends and I have noone else to share good news with.
However, I recently got an internship at a bigass corporation that's a household name (think Wal-Mart). It doesn't pay the best but my title is really high and flashy. Like "financial actuary intern at Wal-Mart". I met some Chang here and was told that if I perform well I'll be given a full-time job here with a fancy-ass title and my own office. He started as an intern and is a beast now. Corporations pay corporate employees very well.
So that means I might be on the path to escaping NEETceldom altogether. And I can career-max and make enough money to start betabuxxing girls and get female action that way. I know it sounds like cuckoldry, and it is, but at this point it's all I have. I'd rather lose my virginity to a girl by showering her with gifts rather than stay virginal forever.
I just wanted to let you guys know, because you are my only friends and I have noone else to share good news with.