Discussion No longer a 23 yr old touchless virgin

[Deleted member 1983]

Because im 24 today.

 

[Animecel2D]

Happy birthday, and it's over.

 

[universallyabhorred]

At least I'm still 23.
and
Yeah

it's over.

 

[Deleted member 19546]

Happy birthday

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

happy birthday bro

 

[Mainländer]

Classic thread. Happy birthday.

 

[Sheogorath]

touchless

shut op OP
I know for fact you touched vagina 23 years ago

 

[Deleted member 23813]

You had me with the title. Happy birthday man

 

[Deleted member 21219]

Time to rapemax( minecraft )

 

[UglyBongola]

Thought you were gonna say you accidentally touched a foid tbh

Happy bd

 

[Sheogorath]

Thought you were gonna say you accidentally touched a foid tbh

Happy bd

To 'ascend' from being a touchless virgin you only need to trip, or a foid needs to trip

IE just ride the bus theory

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Happy birthday, and it's over.

Happy birthday

happy birthday bro

Classic thread. Happy birthday.

You had me with the title. Happy birthday man

Thought you were gonna say you accidentally touched a foid tbh

Happy bd

Thanks boys

 

[Deleted member 24125]

brutal,
but happy birthday

 

[Personalityinkwell]

shut op OP
I know for fact you touched vagina 23 years ago

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Just get doxxed theory.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Classic thread. Happy birthday.

 

[Deleted member 21324]

shut op OP
I know for fact you touched vagina 23 years ago

Brutal reminder for us C-Sectioncels.

 

[metabuxx]

happy birthday bro

 

[Tenshi]

disappointed but not surprised

happy bd buddy boyo

 

[FlamingCel]

Happy birthday

 

[Joelossus]

Happy birthday, brocel. Fuck 24 sounds so old to me, yet it won't bei long until i'm 24 myself.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

I'm a KHHV approaching wizard territory! Get on my level.

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mogs me

 

[Sheogorath]

Brutal reminder for us C-Sectioncels.

it's over for Macduffcels

(note: yes I am aware he was married to Lady Macduff, but if you honestly think "Macduff's son" was biologically his, you're deluded. He obviously got cucked)

Macduff probably figured that since he could be born without touching vagina that he could impregnate his wife without touching her vagina too. He was the master of cope

 

[dahmer]

i was about to

 

[Deleted member 27180]

Happy birthday brocel

 

[Deleted member 21230]

happy birthday bro

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Happy birthday brocel

thanks

 

[watcher]

brutal

 

[Hate_my_life]

Happy Birthday man. I hope you ascend this year