RageFuel Nintendo Switch Let My "Incel" Friend Ascend

[Alexander Megiddo]

I have an incel, rather ex-incel friend who used to be a prominent contributor to these forums. With the release of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch, he picked up the game and console on launch day from Gamestop, and invited me over to play the game with him. As chance would have it, his foid neighbour saw us bringing the console in and asked if she could try it as well. I remarked that we only had two JoyCon controllers hoping my friend would catch on, but he insisted that we could just rotate instead. Well, I had had it at that point as I was not going to let my first experience of the Nintendo Switch, which is already a soy console, be tainted by the presence of a roastie - so I stormed off. Fast forward about a week and I hear my friend and the foid have started dating, and he even lost his virginity to her. Now he's not even returning my calls. What a fucking prick.

 

[Deleted member 60]

JFL
@Ritalincel

 

[Clock Tower]

just buy a switch theory

 

[Life Wasted]

Larp

 

[Insomniac]

just be a soycuck theory

 

[CIA nigger]

LARPernicus octavius

 

[KilluminoidBR]

So he was not sub4. Good for him.

 

[Kanakops]

don't return the call of this little cunt if he try to call you now

you can now see his real face and it's not a friend if he drop you for a foid

+ give us or at the mods the username of this larper he don't even need to stay here anymore

 

[Deleted member 14866]

it seems like her "crazy crazy nights" are over and she's ready to mean a """"""real man""""""

 

[RopeMaXXer]

And you're all laughing at soyboys. Fucking owned

 

[Insomniac]

And you're all laughing at soyboys. Fucking owned

What if soyboys are the ultimate slayers and realize the true power of the switch?

This changes everything. Our idea of what a Chad is would be obliterated.

 

[starystulejarz]

just buy a switch theory

 

[Deleted member 1060]

LARPernicus octavius

 

[RopeMaXXer]

What if soyboys are the ultimate slayers and realize the true power of the switch?

This changes everything. Our idea of what a Chad is would be obliterated.

Why do you think they have that stupid smile on their face. They have landwhale girlfriends, but secretly fuck Stacies behind their backs.
Landwhale bux, Switch fux

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

I played my NES & N64 every day when I was a kid and it got me no sex. I feel gypped. I guess the newer generations of consoles really are better.

 

[PersonalityChad]

I guess the newer generations of consoles really are better.

Nope. The 16 bit gen was the pinnacle of gaming tbh.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Maybe this isn't a LARP, but it sure sounds like it's meant to be a "So there" to incels. The moral of the story here is @Alexander Megiddo was so consumed by his anger that he didn't see the ascension opportunity before him, and if only he had the openness of heart to respek whammin' he maybe could've been the one to ascend. So remember, don't be angry at women. Or you'll end up like @Alexander Megiddo. Wouldn't you rather be like his friend? So says this story?

 

[Albocel]

LARPernicus octavius

 

[YungCell]

Sure, and an Xbox tripled my SMV.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

What was his username? It was @Tellem-T wasn’t it?

 

[Topkekketus]

expose your fakecel friend, who was it?

 

[Cuyen]

just buy a switch theory

 

[BlackpilledAF]

Colin LARPernick.

 

[Kobecel]

Jfl if your not nitendoswitchmaxxing in 2018

 

[owly]

I have an incel, rather ex-incel friend who used to be a prominent contributor to these forums. With the release of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch, he picked up the game and console on launch day from Gamestop, and invited me over to play the game with him. As chance would have it, his foid neighbour saw us bringing the console in and asked if she could try it as well. I remarked that we only had two JoyCon controllers hoping my friend would catch on, but he insisted that we could just rotate instead. Well, I had had it at that point as I was not going to let my first experience of the Nintendo Switch, which is already a soy console, be tainted by the presence of a roastie - so I stormed off. Fast forward about a week and I hear my friend and the foid have started dating, and he even lost his virginity to her. Now he's not even returning my calls. What a fucking prick.

fake, probably a foid switch promoter

 

[EthnicelNL]

I have an incel, rather ex-incel friend who used to be a prominent contributor to these forums

Send my regards to @Zyros

 

[Gengar]

Larp

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

fake, probably a foid switch promoter

 

[AncapFAG]

fake, probably a foid switch promoter

 

[TheRealChincel]

The only pussy a hardcore Switch player gets is from the shelter or store.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Chad can play a game boy in 2018 and still get laid

 

[InsanityIsThisWorld]

HIS PERSONALITY GOT HIM THE GIRL

 

[tuck001]

LARPernicus octavius

 

[ihaveno1]

used to be a prominent contributor to these forums

someone needs the

 

[Modus Coperandi]

 

[Manletmancer]

sounds LARPish

 

[Blacktarpill]

Reporting this.

 

[Salustio]

Better incel than Nintendo fans

 

[guerillahubris]

Brb buying a switch

 

[Deleted member 1983]

i stand by my statement that a lot of posters here are edgy teenagers below 20 , who wont even be here for long.

fucking fakecel cunts.

 

[Albocel]

i stand by my statement that a lot of posters here are edgy teenagers below 20 , who wont even be here for long.

fucking fakecel cunts.

 

[Michael15651]

just buy a switch theory

 

[IronMike]

Embrace the soy.

No but seriously, its clear you have a fear of women. You subconsciously excused yourself because you felt uncomfortable around her.

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

sounds LARPish

 

[swissincel]

Reporting this.

"reporting this"

 

[gymcelben]

I played my NES & N64 every day when I was a kid and it got me no sex. I feel gypped. I guess the newer generations of consoles really are better.

 

[Blacktarpill]

"reporting this"

I'm not going to report it btw. Aaand its gone