Theory Next gen consoles will makes those ahead of the curve more sexually attractive

[Deleted member 17235]

How? You might ask

The current revival of handheld gaming in the form of the switch, steam deck (and similar pc handhelds) and cheap and small pocketable chinese consoles (Like the retroid pocket 2+), is going to ruin the posture of millions of males with an increase in the incidence of sedentary lives, as long as you don’t touch this new jewish poison you will be one of the few men with good posture and athletic body left in society.

You can be sure that ps6 and xbox 5 will also become hybrid consoles like the switch, this is really the future of gaming, and because even chads play vidya nowadays then you can finally brag about having a more aesthetic body than him (at least in some aspects)

 

[iamsubhuman]

me after a long day

 

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[Deleted member 38576]

handheld switch soy boys have even lower dating market value than incels.

 

[GhostedPhantom]

That would be some pretty good lifefuel if I were a borderlinecel.

handheld switch soy boys have even lower dating market value than incels.

If they're soyboys, they're most likely incels to begin with.

 

[InMyCellInHell]

Steam Deck will flop and probably cause at least a fatality or two with the lithium batteries randomly exploding in the handhelds. Gaben's gonna have to give up some of those steam bucks of his

 

[ControlledInsanity]

Imagine gaming being so central to your existence that you feel compelled to take it with you on the go.