Sergeant Kelly
"Took your sweet time, Marine?"
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Recently I saw on equivalent of "incel" tag on popular polish forum that someone looking for advice has posted picture of his face:
With this caption:
Some highlights:
Highlights of some of the """advice""" and most brutal comments that he got:
Few more photos that he posted:
@SlayerSlayer I need immediate opinion, is he a saint? How should we name him?
With this caption:
Post that could be answered with "ok, chad" and that would be enough, but I've already mentioned that I treat this tag a bit like a place where I can complain and ask about something...
The truth is that I'm only here because of #socialphobia, anxiety and laziness, and I'm much closer to normal. Maybe I'm exaggerating, but for me I don't have a bad face (I'm not #chad or some other 10/10 chad either. #showmyface to the post) and I'm wondering more and more what to do to still be attractive to girls on #tinder.
I was thinking about going to someone who will choose my hairstyle (here you can see my "lack of time" for a hairdresser), because I have a few ideas in my head like dreadlocks or side-swept fringe, but I'm afraid that no matter what I choose, I'll look bad. Same thing with clothes, because if I look okay in a shirt like that, I'm afraid to choose anything because it will look really bad with my figure (I'm not exactly plump, but I'm also far from skinny).
Anons, give me some advice, because I don't know anymore....
The truth is that I'm only here because of #socialphobia, anxiety and laziness, and I'm much closer to normal. Maybe I'm exaggerating, but for me I don't have a bad face (I'm not #chad or some other 10/10 chad either. #showmyface to the post) and I'm wondering more and more what to do to still be attractive to girls on #tinder.
I was thinking about going to someone who will choose my hairstyle (here you can see my "lack of time" for a hairdresser), because I have a few ideas in my head like dreadlocks or side-swept fringe, but I'm afraid that no matter what I choose, I'll look bad. Same thing with clothes, because if I look okay in a shirt like that, I'm afraid to choose anything because it will look really bad with my figure (I'm not exactly plump, but I'm also far from skinny).
Anons, give me some advice, because I don't know anymore....
Some highlights:
Brutally buckbroken by normie gaslighting.The truth is that I'm only here because of #socialphobia, anxiety and laziness
Maybe I'm exaggerating, but for me I don't have a bad face
Jamaicamaxxing.I was thinking about going to someone who will choose my hairstyle (here you can see my "lack of time" for a hairdresser), because I have a few ideas in my head like dreadlocks or side-swept fringe
Highlights of some of the """advice""" and most brutal comments that he got:
Plus for the courage and showing your face, but you don't look like a chad. Definitely change your hairstyle, maybe grow it out, if you have a receding hairline/high forehead then fringe would be best, but I'd rather go to a barber than a hairdresser for 20 bucks.
You look like an average 15-year-old.
honestly it doesn't look too good - high forehead, hair a bit like hay (I have that too), glasses like Linus Torvalds and generally a round face I have the impression. You can't looksmax too much, maybe if you grow your hair and change your glasses, but it won't be great, but on the other hand you don't have any deformations at least.
you look like you have a court order prohibiting you from approaching educational institutions.
Change your shirt - short sleeves in a shirt will never be a good choice. Maybe a polo? Just don't choke on the buttons so much. Don't button them. A hairdresser is essential. Your hair is tragically unkempt, in the style of "I got up, so I got it". Go to the gym to get moving because I'm betting you have a bad posture. Come back in a year, let me know.
Throw away these glasses because they are disgusting. they only fit harry potter or nazi doctors
I'll be honest, you look like the one in the attached photo and you have terribly small eyes that make you look like you have an extra chromosome and you have three options
1. plastic surgery
2. taking estrogen and becoming a woman
3. its over
no offense, but there's nothing specific you can do about that mug and height. You look like you're 16, and with your facial hair like some illegitimate son of Krzysztof Szufla xD
Maybe choosing a hairstyle could help a little, but with a mug like the full moon it'll be hard to do anything.
Get a photofeeler, you have to make up for a lot with intelligence, self-esteem, money and some interesting interests and general life dynamite for some average Julka to be sincerely interested in you. ¯\(ツ)/¯
P.S. Photo of Krzyś Szufla in related.
Polish rendition of "balding indian janitor":you're rather baiting, right now imo it's a tragedy, everything about you is bad, from your height, style to your mug, which is currently imo 2/10 with the potential for about 3. If it's not bait, the first thing you can do is change your glasses, because they round out your face, which is already damn spherical.
Rest thread are just comments to go to the gym or change clothes or haircut or other stupid shit like this.I have a friend - he's currently about 45 years old. Skinny fat, a slight belly, glasses, a face showing acne marks from many years ago, slight receding hairline. Generally, he looks very, very bad when you first see him. You look and the first thing you think is that he doesn't fuck.
But he has an amazing sense of humor that I've probably never met in anyone else in my life. A brilliant situational joke and he's very sociable, so that men and women simply love being with him. He's had a wife and a child for three years.
And you should go in that direction. Develop yourself socially, spend time with people, practice speaking. In addition, climb professionally to earn a good salary.
And sign up for a gym. If you're short, at least be broad in the shoulders. But that's years of discipline. At least 2 years of hard work to see real results.
Few more photos that he posted:
@SlayerSlayer I need immediate opinion, is he a saint? How should we name him?
@WorthlessSlavicShit @Stupid Clown @LOLI BREEDING @IceMan2000 @veryrare
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