New jobcentre workcoach shocked that I never had a job before

[HONKLERedux]

She was asking about my cv and shit and said what I experienced I had and I said none, and she was like ''no volunteer, work experience, nothing!?''

And i was like yeah hoe allah akbar neet for life.

They say its harder to get a job the longer you go without experience; good, i dont wanna work

 

[NotoriousLoser]

Ive rotted for 5years and then my father pushed me to find a job or he would have kicked me out. I was in the same Situation as you. I just lied in that case, i said I was at company xy for 5 years. They believed me cuz i presented them a fake employment reference from this company. Jfl

 

[Atavistic Autist]

They say its harder to get a job the longer you go without experience; good, i dont wanna work

This is why it's important for aspiring NEETs to not even try working after high school. The longer you stay a NEET, the more likely you'll get teh buxx

 

[Esoteric7]

Is this the UK? Uk Neeting is awful; you get like £368 a month if you’re 25+, and have to visit a jobcentre once a week and do the walk of shame, and you have to show you’re actively looking for work otherwise they’ll sanction your pay

 

[iblamemyself]

These jobcentre roasties man. The last one I talked to was such a hot piece of ass, a total milf

 

[Atavistic Autist]

Is this the UK? Uk Neeting is awful; you get like £368 a month if you’re 25+, and have to visit a jobcentre once a week and do the walk of shame, and you have to show you’re actively looking for work otherwise they’ll sanction your pay

In the US, it's the opposite. They'll stop bothering to verify if you're still disabled once you've been on buxx enough.

It's difficult to get them here, but very easy to keep them.

 

[Esoteric7]

In the US, it's the opposite. They'll stop bothering to verify if you're still disabled once you've been on buxx enough.

It's difficult to get them here, but very easy to keep them.

How much can you get over there

 

[Atavistic Autist]

How much can you get over there

If you live with parents, then $620 a month. Up to $920 a month living alone though. With a subsidized apartment and food subsidies too, as well as free healthcare (which is nothing new for Brits).

However, this amount can radically increase for me next year. $1k+ per month territory

 

[HONKLERedux]

Is this the UK? Uk Neeting is awful; you get like £368 a month if you’re 25+, and have to visit a jobcentre once a week and do the walk of shame, and you have to show you’re actively looking for work otherwise they’ll sanction your pay

I get £290 jobcentrebuxx, £350 housing benefit and £284 autismbuxx.

Rent and utilities is £575 a month, and phone is £20 a month so I keep £331 for the month.

It is shit but alright

 

[Caesercel]

"workcoach"

Jfl love how it rhymes with turkroach