News New HR Policy Wants to Ban ALL Physical Contact, Including Handshakes

[Deleted member 15737]

Handshakes could be BANNED under new workplace rules to avoid expensive sexual harassment claims

HANDSHAKES could be banned under new workplace rules to avoid expensive sexual harassment claims, an expert has said. Kate Palmer, an associate director of advisory at HR consultancy Peninsula, sai…

www.thesun.co.uk

“Just put yourself out there bro”

 

[ReallyRice]

> Kate Palmer

kek.

 

[Deleted member 6753]

good, girls have cooties i dont want to touch them

 

[mylifeistrash]

I actually agree with this. I'd like another rule:

Everyone has to shut the fuck up unless it's about work.

Watch all women quit the next day.

 

[TheRealChincel]

Good, hands are the dirtiest part of a person.

 

[FinnCel]

I actually agree with this. I'd like another rule:

Everyone has to shut the fuck up unless it's about work.

Watch all women quit the next day.

High IQ

 

[Animecel2D]

Well, it’s not like I was going to get physical contact anyway

 

[Salustio]

Sounds like a good idea. I hate handshakes and physical contact with people.

 

[Napoleon de Nascar]

Ok, but just force femoids to sit at home

 

[Parrtlord]

I actually agree with this. I'd like another rule:

Everyone has to shut the fuck up unless it's about work.

Watch all women quit the next day.

 

[Teutonic Knight]

Didn't they complain about Muslims refusing to shake hands with women in some European countries? Now they want this themselves.

 

[happiless]

Good. I don't want to shake a foids hand, the same hand which has jerked off Chad's dick.

 

[Hikikomori]

Excellent, i don't want their dick grinding hands on me any fucking ways, they can go to hell.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

I actually agree with this. I'd like another rule:

Everyone has to shut the fuck up unless it's about work.

Watch all women quit the next day.

 

[The Abyss]

The next step will be avoiding eye contact as the male could be undressing the female with his eyes, maybe autists could get employed then eh.

 

[Michael15651]

Isn't this good? At least then it's a guarantee of not being MeToo'd.

 

[Hate_my_life]

I actually agree with this. I'd like another rule:

Everyone has to shut the fuck up unless it's about work.

Watch all women quit the next day.

 

[Legionarivs]

I actually agree with this. I'd like another rule:

Everyone has to shut the fuck up unless it's about work.

Watch all women quit the next day.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I actually agree with this. I'd like another rule:

Everyone has to shut the fuck up unless it's about work.

Watch all women quit the next day.

So much this!

However, I can see the no touching rule backfiring, as women will "accidentally brush into men" for attention. The workplace will need comprehensive security footage.

 

[Deleted member 17724]

Funny how feminists/leftists are voluntarily implementing sharia law now. We've gone full circle: the people who were responsible for the sexual degeneracy in the west are now going to be the ones restoring the natural order by outlawing any type of physical contact between men and women in public.

 

[Insomniac]

As an autist that hates people touching me, I approve of this.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

I actually agree with this. I'd like another rule:

Everyone has to shut the fuck up unless it's about work.

Watch all women quit the next day.

That’s so true it ain’t even funny. They just go on about their chad bf’s or hoe friends

Good. I don't want to shake a foids hand, the same hand which has jerked off Chad's dick.

High iq