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New cause of celibacy: Legalcel

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A Legalcel is an individual who can't get into a romantic relationship because the current legal system doesn't support his ideas of laws when it comes to discord between opposite sexes.(this definition needs improvements, feel free to present yours)

e.g.
a legalcel who can't marry because the age of consent laws prevents him from finding a virgin female on her prime while the same laws doesn't protect male babies and boys from circumcision

a legalcel who can't have sex in a one night stand because he is afraid of false rape allegation threats

a legalcel who can't marry because he is afraid the foid will steal almost everything, including the kids, in divorce

a legalcel who can't buy a sex slave because the 13th amendment prevents him(I wonder if sexual slavery could be a form on punishment in US)

a legalcel who can't escortcel because prostitution is illegal
 
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a legalcel who can't marry because the age of consent laws prevents him from finding a virgin female on her prime while the same laws doesn't protect male babies and boys from circumcision
pedos are not incels
 
Laws are against males, so water is wet
 
I'm a legalcel why can't i have a cute 12 year old gf :lasereyes: i hate the law and the police
 
a legalcel who can't marry because the age of consent laws prevents him from finding a virgin female on her prime while the same laws doesn't protect male babies and boys from circumcision
well then he's more of a standartcel since he can fuck non virgin past wall roasties
a legalcel who can't have sex in a one night stand because he is afraid of false rape allegation threats
i really don't think that most legal systems let shit like this happen but it could be the case
a legalcel who can't buy a sex slave because the 13th amendment prevents him(I wonder if sexual slavery could be a form on punishment in US)
that's not ascending tho, it's just like escortceiling.
most of what you're talking about can be described as locationcel or a standartcel tbh.
 
a legalcel who can't marry because the age of consent laws prevents him from finding a virgin female on her prime

They still wouldn't fuck you. We're all "legalcels" in a way, though. :feelsjuice:
 
i wasn't mocking you lol, i agree and hate the law and society and age of consent laws
Confused Jude Law GIF by Sky
 
pedos are not incels
Pedos are filth that needs to be exterminated, If you look up hentai on google images theres always bound to be some jailbait, Just type in plain hentai (Hentai) And you fuckers have aleredy polluted it with lolis, Fuck off!

Stop bringing glowies to our forum!
 
thats why im an illegalcel
 
A Legalcel is an individual who can't get into a romantic relationship because the current legal system doesn't support his ideas of laws when it comes to discord between opposite sexes.(this definition needs improvements, feel free to present yours)

e.g.
a legalcel who can't marry because the age of consent laws prevents him from finding a virgin female on her prime while the same laws doesn't protect male babies and boys from circumcision

a legalcel who can't have sex in a one night stand because he is afraid of false rape allegation threats

a legalcel who can't marry because he is afraid the foid will steal almost everything, including the kids, in divorce

a legalcel who can't buy a sex slave because the 13th amendment prevents him(I wonder if sexual slavery could be a form on punishment in US)

a legalcel who can't escortcel because prostitution is illegal
So in short, legalcel because can’t rape anymore. Legit
 
I don't think it is classified as rape if its your property
No but it’s currently classified as rape because you can’t own people as property legally :feelsseriously:
 
@ADHD_cel
16 years for males and 14 years for females

please don't mention pedos in my thread.
 
They still wouldn't fuck you. We're all "legalcels" in a way, though. :feelsjuice:
He was talking about marriage, not hooking up. Forced marriages are a thing.
 

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