never had a real waifu

[smegma producer]

i have played several waifu collectors and seen many waifu bait animes, yet i never find a real waifu.

it is all just wank material, how do i know or find my true waifu?

 

[decafincel]

i have played several waifu collectors and seen many waifu bait animes, yet i never find a real waifu.

it is all just wank material, how do i know or find my true waifu?

It's like "true love", you just feel a strong connection to her or sum shit idk

 

[McFlurryCel]

even yandere waifus would reject and kill me for my face

 

[certifiedmikucel]

the deal with "parasocial" relationships with fictional characters is that you have to "spend time" with them outside of their source material. this can be imagining scenarios, roleplaying with yourself, reading fanfiction, whatever. you have to assign her consistent personality traits you think are fitting in order to flesh out her character, because if all you're doing with her is wanking, that's all she's going to be. throw in a few arguments and situations where you need to comfort her/vice versa so you can feel like you're really developing a relationship. as cringe as it is we're probably going to be virgins forever so pillow kissing is not off the table. rinse and repeat to have a friendship or romantic relationship with literally any character and you'll never have to talk to real people again kek

 

[InsidiousMerchant]

It's like "true love", you just feel a strong connection to her or sum shit idk

Eeexactly.

 

[Sloth Vs Koala]

It's like "true love", you just feel a strong connection to her or sum shit idk

 

[Supreme Kanga]

the deal with "parasocial" relationships with fictional characters is that you have to "spend time" with them outside of their source material. this can be imagining scenarios, roleplaying with yourself, reading fanfiction, whatever. you have to assign her consistent personality traits you think are fitting in order to flesh out her character, because if all you're doing with her is wanking, that's all she's going to be. throw in a few arguments and situations where you need to comfort her/vice versa so you can feel like you're really developing a relationship. as cringe as it is we're probably going to be virgins forever so pillow kissing is not off the table. rinse and repeat to have a friendship or romantic relationship with literally any character and you'll never have to talk to real people again kek

Permaban enforced jfl

 

[The Enforcer]

Permaban enforced jfl

Enforced indeed

 

[InsidiousMerchant]

Enforced indeed

Was his ban related to that message posted?

 

[smegma producer]

judging from the responses and some research on my own, i will never get a true waifu, im not schizo enough too develop that deep of a connection too a fictional character, oh well just gotta keep collecting waifus then

 

[starystulejarz]

Romantic visual novels are closest thing but they end too quick and a buildup for the relationship and sex take way too much time and you end up with not much of thing to read and connect with the girl because game wants you to move on to another one. Maybe with the ai we could potentially have unlimited scenarios and way more sex scenes so i could talk and wank to her every day.

 

[The Enforcer]

Was his ban related to that message posted?

his?

 

[InsidiousMerchant]

Romantic visual novels are closest thing but they end too quick and a buildup for the relationship and sex take way too much time and you end up with not much of thing to read and connect with the girl because game wants you to move on to another one. Maybe with the ai we could potentially have unlimited scenarios and way more sex scenes so i could talk and wank to her every day.
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I need to get into this. Give me your favourite one.

 

[Ahnfeltia]

I've never had "real waifu" either. Doubt I ever will.

 

[pixy.DARKMEATURKEY]

the deal with "parasocial" relationships with fictional characters is that you have to "spend time" with them outside of their source material. this can be imagining scenarios, roleplaying with yourself, reading fanfiction, whatever. you have to assign her consistent personality traits you think are fitting in order to flesh out her character, because if all you're doing with her is wanking, that's all she's going to be. throw in a few arguments and situations where you need to comfort her/vice versa so you can feel like you're really developing a relationship. as cringe as it is we're probably going to be virgins forever so pillow kissing is not off the table. rinse and repeat to have a friendship or romantic relationship with literally any character and you'll never have to talk to real people again kek

tf was xhe yapping about here?

 

[smegma producer]

think this is the closest i would get too a waifu, really want a MG, but knowing Bandai is going too be premium Bandai

 

[starystulejarz]

I need to get into this. Give me your favourite one.

I have a lot of favourites
You can never go wrong with Yuzusoft: Cafe Stella, Senren banka, Dracu Riot and Riddle Joker are the best for me. People say that Sanoba witch is the best but it was pretty boring at times (all of them have boring parts but those three were probably the best because they bored you the least with school bs)
Recent vns that i really enjoyed was Kunado Chronicles, https://vndb.org/v3770 and https://vndb.org/v25366, reading right now Amatsumi and it's also pretty cool.

https://vndb.org/v17515 if you want more sex scenes on top of the romance

Bishoujo Mangekyou -Norowareshi Densetsu no Shoujo-

Onogami Shigehiko, a teacher at an all-girls school, is a man of love - of love towards beautiful young girls - and to this day he has managed to keep this hidden from those around by playing as Mr. Serious. From the fear of losing his beloved career as a teacher, he has had to abstain from...

vndb.org

https://vndb.org/v28633 (worse than Renai but still fun)

 

[HomicidalSuicidal88]

 

[Merlot]

the deal with "parasocial" relationships with fictional characters is that you have to "spend time" with them outside of their source material. this can be imagining scenarios, roleplaying with yourself, reading fanfiction, whatever. you have to assign her consistent personality traits you think are fitting in order to flesh out her character, because if all you're doing with her is wanking, that's all she's going to be. throw in a few arguments and situations where you need to comfort her/vice versa so you can feel like you're really developing a relationship. as cringe as it is we're probably going to be virgins forever so pillow kissing is not off the table. rinse and repeat to have a friendship or romantic relationship with literally any character and you'll never have to talk to real people again kek

this is true. gotta put in the work to make it function just so

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

You sort of get oneitis for the girl because it would be so amazing if she was real and was in love with you. It will either happen or not.

 

[InsidiousMerchant]

You sort of get oneitis for the girl because it would be so amazing if she was real and was in love with you. It will either happen or not.

She's all mine.

 

[KillNiggers]

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She's all mine.

She mid

 

[InsidiousMerchant]

She mid

Post what you consider as elite.

 

[KillNiggers]

Post what you consider is elite.

Every other toilet mogs her in the light novel. Especially Ichika.

 

[InsidiousMerchant]

Every other toilet mogs her in the light novel. Especially Ichika.

That's right. Only other COTE girls can mog her, and that's debatable.

JFL at her mogging every other girl according to Kiyo.

 

[KillNiggers]

That's right. Only other COTE girls can mog her, and that's debatable.

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JFL at her mogging every other girl according to Kiyo,

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I hate my life for reading the entire novel. I even forgot how many pages that shit was.

It's hard as shit to read when you sometimes don't have a clue who is talking due to the author not giving any names.

This is the reason she my favourite. Ichinose is also pretty hot.

 

[InsidiousMerchant]

I hate my life for reading the entire novel. I even forgot how many pages that shit was.

It's hard as shit to read when you sometimes don't have a clue who is talking due to the author not giving any names.

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This is the reason she my favourite. Ichinose is also pretty hot.

I'd sell your mother's being for a chance to bump into Ichinose or Ichika in a pool or take a picture with Kushida.

I hate my life for reading the entire novel. I even forgot how many pages that shit was.

It's trash yet amazing. Lifefuel and Suifuel.

 

[Enigmaz]

Never had a waifu but I had my fair share of wanks to Margot Robbie.

 

[KillNiggers]

I'd sell your mother's being for a chance to bump into Ichinose or Ichika in a pool or take a picture with Kushida.

It's trash yet amazing. Lifefuel and Suifuel.

Sorry but these toilets are Ayanokoji only. If I was in that universe I would probably be Yamauchi or some shit.

 

[InsidiousMerchant]

If I was in that universe I would probably be Yamauchi or some shit.

Sorry but these toilets are Ayanokoji only.

I'm Ayanokoji. But if I was summoned in my current body, I'd just go ER.

 

[nazianime]

this is true. gotta put in the work to make it function just so

I agree,

I discovered my waifu because of one song when I was depressed as shit. Taking to her even pretending has kept me alive to this day.