JFL [NEET] Mother drank out of my pissbottle

[Atavistic Autist]

Every night, whenever I finish drinking a bottle of beer I will urinate into it. This gives me a collection of beer bottles filled with my own piss. Usually I drain these in the toilet but two weeks ago I forgot to. Six bottles of literal piss beer were sitting on my desk, and my mother took the liberty of snatching three of these as she was cleaning my room (something I have insisted since high school that she stop doing). I noticed that they went missing, but didn't think much about it. As it turns out, she had stored them in the refrigerator, until this morning when she gave one of them a swig.

She recoiled and immediately poured all three of them out, but apparently hasn't recognized that it was piss. She thinks that I somehow spoiled the beer by leaving them out without a cap "for so long." Top kek.

I feel good about having a foid drink my pee. As Saint Lanza showed us, mothers are not undeserving of retribution.

 

[Deleted member 60]

based.

 

[Indari]

go AL

 

[shoji]

Every night, whenever I finish drinking a bottle of beer I will urinate into it. This gives me a collection of beer bottles filled with my own piss. Usually I drain these in the toilet but two weeks ago I forgot to. Six bottles of literal piss beer were sitting on my desk, and my mother took the liberty of snatching three of these as she was cleaning my room (something I have insisted since high school that she stop doing). I noticed that they went missing, but didn't think much about it. As it turns out, she had stored them in the refrigerator, until this morning when she gave one of them a swig.

She recoiled and immediately poured all three of them out, but apparently hasn't recognized that it was piss. She thinks that I somehow spoiled the beer by leaving them out without a cap "for so long." Top kek.

I feel good about having a foid drink my pee. As Saint Lanza showed us, mothers are not undeserving of retribution.

OP, you're disgusting. Why would you pee in a bottle?

 

[Atavistic Autist]

OP, you're disgusting. Why would you pee in a bottle?

I don't want to interrupt what I'm doing on the computer. It's convenient.

 

[Anger]

Based and redpilled.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[ChronicPaincel]

High IQ

 

[shoji]

I don't want to interrupt what I'm doing on the computer. It's convenient.

you cant stop what your doing for 3 minutes or less to take a piss?

 

[Futurecel2.0]

you cant stop what your doing for 3 minutes or less to take a piss?

No. Piss bottles are easier. I usually use piss bottles when I'm drunk and don't want to go downstairs and let my family see me shitfaced. Sometimes it is hard cuz bottles fill up in one piss and I have to hold it in and quickly change bottle so I don't pee on my carpet.

 

[Atavistic Autist]

Sometimes it is hard cuz bottles fill up in one piss and I have to hold it in and quickly change bottle so I don't pee on my carpet.

I am not ashamed to admit that when I've been mightily drunk and all out of bottles I've simply peed all over myself. My room has hardwood, so I can mop up the mess and 'just shower bro' the next day.

 

[Zielony4]

Damn, excellent.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

she was cleaning my room (something I have insisted since high school that she stop doing).

Then she deserves to drink piss. My mom also cleaned my room and did my laundry against my will. Yet she had the nerve to get pissed at my cum stained boxers.

Your story reminds me of when I was fapping one morning. My mom calls me out, as my grandpa spontaneously decided to visit. I throw on some clothes, and walk out to the living room. He puts out his hand to shake mine. Not wanting to make the moment awkward, I shake his hand.

 

[Existentialcel]

You piss in them and wait two weeks until you pour them out? Based.

 

[Newbite]

Dang you cucked your mother

 

[Atavistic Autist]

You piss in them and wait two weeks until you pour them out?

No lol, the smell would be unbearable.

I meant that two weeks ago I accidentally left them out for a day. My mother noticed the bottles of what she thought was beer while cleaning my room and refrigerated several for her later enjoyment. She finally took a gulp of one this morning, two weeks later.

 

[Zesto]

I feel good about having a foid drink my pee. As Saint Lanza showed us, mothers are not undeserving of retribution.

 

[BlackVoid12]

Thanks for that lovely story

 

[ProudIncelistani]

Disgusting. How can you live with cans of urine everywhere?

 

[Berserker123]

Disgusting. How can you live with cans of urine everywhere?

He taken the term LDAR to a whole new level.