My uncle (77 years old) has never had a girlfriend.

[Rapistcel]

My uncle of 77 years old has never married and I have never seen him with a woman in my life, my mother (his sister) has told me that she has been with him all his life and he has never had a girlfriend, my mother says he is "a fool" for staying single all his life but I highly doubt that's a voluntary thing. Is my uncle a wizardcel or do you guys think my mother is lying to me about it?

 

[TheJester]

Could be Archwizard.

Wouldnt be surprised if he listens to Rehab Room and Thinking Ape all day and has a shrine dedicated to the Prophet ER.

 

[Rapistcel]

My uncle of 77 years old has never married and I have never seen him with a woman in my life, my mother (his sister) has told me that she has been with him all his life and he has never had a girlfriend, my mother says he is "a fool" for staying single all his life but I highly doubt that's a voluntary thing. Is my uncle a wizardcel or do you guys think my mother is lying to me about it?

My parents are both very unattractive and married when they were 40, they had me with 44.
My father is obese and my mother has a jew nose even worse than mine.

 

[TheJester]

My parents are both very unattractive and married when they were 40, they had me with 44.
My father is obese and my mother has a jew nose even worse than mine.

Most fathers after becoming fathers become fat, mine did as well.

My father even blamed it on me as a 10 yo. He said I caused him such stress that he became fat.

But really its in the familyy his mother is a obese almost BALL LOOKING women.

I aint kidding my grandma is a dwarf of about 5'0 and shes almost 5'0 wide as well.

Good thing not too much of her genes went down on my dad and me.

 

[Jiraya235]

My uncle of 77 years old has never married and I have never seen him with a woman in my life, my mother (his sister) has told me that she has been with him all his life and he has never had a girlfriend, my mother says he is "a fool" for staying single all his life but I highly doubt that's a voluntary thing. Is my uncle a wizardcel or do you guys think my mother is lying to me about it?

idk man, i highly doubt a 77 year old who's lived through all those fuckin times has done jack shit with women. Unless he was locked up for 50 years at the age of 13, i highly doubt this.

Is your uncle a super loser? Like does he shit himself every time he tries to talk? If that's the case then only then is this believable. Otherwise i call bullshit. Sorry.

 

[Rapistcel]

Most fathers after becoming fathers become fat, mine did as well.

My father even blamed it on me as a 10 yo. He said I caused him such stress that he became fat.

But really its in the familyy his mother is a obese almost BALL LOOKING women.

I aint kidding my grandma is a dwarf of about 5'0 and shes almost 5'0 wide as well.

Good thing not too much of her genes went down on my dad and me.

My father is a betabuxxer, he says that my mother was his first girlfriend, don't say he is lying because my father never lies to me. She is only with him because she has no work.

 

[Rapistcel]

idk man, i highly doubt a 77 year old who's lived through all those fuckin times has done jack shit with women. Unless he was locked up for 50 years at the age of 13, i highly doubt this.

Is your uncle a super loser? Like does he shit himself every time he tries to talk? If that's the case then only then is this believable. Otherwise i call bullshit. Sorry.

My uncle is a perfectly normal retired man who has worked since he was a kid. Kill yourself normie faggot.

 

[Rapistcel]

My father is a betabuxxer, he says that my mother was his first girlfriend, don't say he is lying because my father never lies to me. She is only with him because she has no work.

You sound like a normiescum

 

[ilieknothing]

He is the grand wizard, huge respect for not roping

 

[Jiraya235]

My uncle is a perfectly normal retired man who has worked since he was a kid. Kill yourself normie faggot.

ur uncle was swimming in pussy then nigga.

 

[PersonalityChad]

That's brutal

I'm literally the only incel in my extended family, all of my relatives are sexhavers afaik

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

My uncle is a perfectly normal retired man who has worked since he was a kid. Kill yourself normie faggot.

he prob messed around with hookers or ONS.

 

[cripplecel]

Gonna be me one day

 

[TheJester]

My father is a betabuxxer, he says that my mother was his first girlfriend, don't say he is lying because my father never lies to me. She is only with him because she has no work.

Yeah you told me on my Loser Parents post if i remember correctly

 

[Fluoxymesterone]

there is a whole "cool uncle" trend on social media that i have observed lately. Looks like the bp is becoming more mainstream by the day.

 

[Fluoxymesterone]

there is a whole "cool uncle" trend on social media that i have observed lately. Looks like the bp is becoming more mainstream by the day.

Basically if you dont get laid you will try to be the "cool" uncle

 

[Blackpill Monk]

He is the archwizard, supreme truecel. Hatts respect to him

 

[Lonelyus]

My parents are both very unattractive and married when they were 40, they had me with 44.
My father is obese and my mother has a jew nose even worse than mine.

Jew nose you too? its fucking over

 

[Murdoch89]

I had a great uncle died a virgin at 75 years old

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

My parents are both very unattractive and married when they were 40, they had me with 44.
My father is obese and my mother has a jew nose even worse than mine.

Almost the same as me brocel

 

[justuseless]

He's a grandmage

 

[Rapistcel]

He's a grandmage

Yeah

 

[Rapistcel]

Jew nose you too? its fucking over

Yes

 

[Rapistcel]

That's brutal

I'm literally the only incel in my extended family, all of my relatives are sexhavers afaik

My cousins are all sex havers moggers, my bloodline is the most subhuman of my family.

 

[Rapistcel]

he prob messed around with hookers or ONS.

Wouldn't be surprised if he paid for sex