Story My time in Japan.

[itsmemario]

For a year i saved my disability checks i get for my autism and the christmas and birthsday money from mom and grandma and finally had enough to go to Japan.
As soon as i exited the airport a japanese girls noticed that i'm white and run up to me to take a picture together. I told her all the japanese lines i learned from anime and showed her pictures of my cumstained cartoon pillow and my katana collection. I knew at this point that she is so wet she can't contain herself, so we went to my hotel room and had sex for 3 dayes. When i told her that i need to go home to my mom she didn't want to leave me, so we got marryed right there and came home together. This is how i ascended in japan. Now we live together and have sex and watch anime all day.

 

[Cuyen]

HAAHHAHAHHAH
Einstein level IQ post

 

[everythingislava]

This is your best thread by far.

 

[Cacao]

what a chad.

 

[AlwaysLawRoute]

It must be great to go to Japan expecting to submerge yourself in Asian culture and traditions just to leave the airport and see the streets filled with obese bearded guys wearing Naruto headbands and shouting YAMERO and ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU.

 

[hänonlutka]

I know someone how will believe it.

@Zesto

 

[Cacao]

It must be great to go to Japan expecting to submerge yourself in Asian culture and traditions just to leave the airport and see the streets filled with obese bearded guys wearing Naruto headbands and shouting YAMERO and ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU.

This is actually the case in alot of urban tokyo

Sapporo would be redpilled though

 

[FaceandHFD]

Hall of Fame tier thread.

 

[acnescarcel]

@ that faggot zesto

 

[ropetomorrow]

Legit thread

 

[IsolationHurts]

 

[Mainländer]

@Zesto

 

[ShadowMonk]

kek

 

[Firefly]

Stop making fun of aniki he will slay

 

[Deleted member 6599]

Lies aren't funny

 

[Deleted member 1252]

coping ethnics genuinely believe this happens to ugly white men.

 

[EthnicelNL]

For a year i saved my disability checks i get for my autism and the christmas and birthsday money from mom and grandma and finally had enough to go to Japan.
As soon as i exited the airport a japanese girls noticed that i'm white and run up to me to take a picture together. I told her all the japanese lines i learned from anime and showed her pictures of my cumstained cartoon pillow and my katana collection. I knew at this point that she is so wet she can't contain herself, so we went to my hotel room and had sex for 3 dayes. When i told her that i need to go home to my mom she didn't want to leave me, so we got marryed right there and came home together. This is how i ascended in japan. Now we live together and have sex and watch anime all day.

This is what @Zaetheus and @Zesto actually believe will happen

 

[The Abyss]

Man this is great.

 

[bakadesu]

another zesto alt
ngl it was a fun read

 

[ropecel]

I am pleased with this story.

 

[narcissist]

kek

 

[Zesto]

For a year i saved my disability checks i get for my autism and the christmas and birthsday money from mom and grandma and finally had enough to go to Japan.
As soon as i exited the airport a japanese girls noticed that i'm white and run up to me to take a picture together. I told her all the japanese lines i learned from anime and showed her pictures of my cumstained cartoon pillow and my katana collection. I knew at this point that she is so wet she can't contain herself, so we went to my hotel room and had sex for 3 dayes. When i told her that i need to go home to my mom she didn't want to leave me, so we got marryed right there and came home together. This is how i ascended in japan. Now we live together and have sex and watch anime all day.

HAAHHAHAHHAH
Einstein level IQ post

This is your best thread by far.

guys.... its just a hunch but.... i think this post MIGHT be a LARP

what a chad.

It must be great to go to Japan expecting to submerge yourself in Asian culture and traditions just to leave the airport and see the streets filled with obese bearded guys wearing Naruto headbands and shouting YAMERO and ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU.

I know someone how will believe it.

@Zesto

Legit thread

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@Zesto

kek

Stop making fun of aniki he will slay

Lies aren't funny

coping ethnics genuinely believe this happens to ugly white men.

This is what @Zaetheus and @Zesto actually believe will happen

Man this is great.

another zesto alt
ngl it was a fun read

I am pleased with this story.

This is actually the case in alot of urban tokyo

Sapporo would be redpilled though

Hall of Fame tier thread.

@ that faggot zesto

1) I know not to talk about anime with Nihonese girls unless they bring it up first (and even to keep it to a minimum)

2) I learned the Japanese I know from Pimsleur Audio CDs

3) I do not plan on bringing up my katana

4) I will not get married until I find my waifu waifu waifu (Japanese, waifu, wife) which won't be until after I move there. When I go to Tokyo for my 2 week vacation in January it would be to ascend with my first waifu (regular waifu).

5) I am not using JBW I am using JBH (Just Be Hafu (Frauded) and J-PopIdolBoyMaxxing

 

[itsmemario]

1) I know not to talk about anime with Nihonese girls unless they bring it up first (and even to keep it to a minimum)

2) I learned the Japanese I know from Pimsleur Audio CDs

3) I do not plan on bringing up my katana

4) I will not get married until I find my waifu waifu waifu (Japanese, waifu, wife) which won't be until after I move there. When I go to Tokyo for my 2 week vacation in January it would be to ascend with my first waifu (regular waifu).

5) I am not using JBW I am using JBH (Just Be Hafu (Frauded) and J-PopIdolBoyMaxxing

How does being dressed like some naruto boyband makes you more attractive for girls there than here? There are foids everywhere who dig that cute boy type. Japanese people are xenophobic and have a strict immigration policy, how do you even plan to move and make a living there? Not to mention how carrier focused they are, what would make you better than the avarage japanese wageslave?

 

[Zesto]

How does being dressed like some naruto boyband makes you more attractive for girls there than here? There are foids everywhere who dig that cute boy type. Japanese people are xenophobic and have a strict immigration policy, how do you even plan to move and make a living there? Not to mention how carrier focused they are, what would make you better than the avarage japanese wageslave?

That is bull shit. Western foids think I look gay, even my own mother questioned why I want to look like a "Korean faggot."

That is the preferred look by nip girls. That's why I am completely invisible in the west but can ascend in Japan.

I will start as an English teacher if I have but ideally I'd want to become fluent in Japanese and work for a western corporation in Tokyo as some sort of liason.

 

[itsmemario]

That is bull shit. Western foids think I look gay, even my own mother questioned why I want to look like a "Korean faggot."

That is the preferred look by nip girls. That's why I am completely invisible in the west but can ascend in Japan.

I will start as an English teacher if I have but ideally I'd want to become fluent in Japanese and work for a western corporation in Tokyo as some sort of liason.

You sound like a normie volcel who has an asian girl fetish. If you want to look less gay it's not that hard, put on some muscle and get a less faggy haircut. Dress like a man and not like a teenage boy. Maybe you should listen to your mom. And do you have any experience with woman, or life in genera? Can you support yourself now? If you have all that why are you even an incel? If you don't have that what makes you think that it's gonna be easyer in japan?

 

[IsolationHurts]

1) I know not to talk about anime with Nihonese girls unless they bring it up first (and even to keep it to a minimum)

2) I learned the Japanese I know from Pimsleur Audio CDs

3) I do not plan on bringing up my katana

4) I will not get married until I find my waifu waifu waifu (Japanese, waifu, wife) which won't be until after I move there. When I go to Tokyo for my 2 week vacation in January it would be to ascend with my first waifu (regular waifu).

5) I am not using JBW I am using JBH (Just Be Hafu (Frauded) and J-PopIdolBoyMaxxing

IDK about the rest, but im just joking because i dont know how youre gonna get a waifu even after reading all your points, but i actually hope that, after all the effort and time youve invested, you can ascend or at least get closer to ascension. I also learned a foreign language (english) as part of my plan about getting a gf, so i more or less know how that feels. Maybe i dont understand you, but i wish you the best, honestly. Good luck.
Also, i hope that your japanese is better than my english lmao

 

[Deleted member 818]

GTFO FAKECEL

 

[Zesto]

You sound like a normie volcel who has an asian girl fetish. If you want to look less gay it's not that hard, put on some muscle and get a less faggy haircut. Dress like a man and not like a teenage boy. Maybe you should listen to your mom. And do you have any experience with woman, or life in genera? Can you support yourself now? If you have all that why are you even an incel? If you don't have that what makes you think that it's gonna be easyer in japan?

I've been going to the gym to get lean but I don't want to get big.

I don't see your point, lots of incels live by themselves including all the dormies (dormcels). Being able to function independently's got nothing to do with inceldom.

And I need my hair to halo me. Without my J-Pop styled hair I will look like a spic. I haven't cut it since I shaved it all to grow it out naturally in February and I never will. Maybe I will go to some sort of stylist when I'm in Japan for some maintenance but I will never fuck with my hair despite my mom begging me to get a haircut even going as far as to say Jap girls like "clean cut guys."

Just Lol @ her.

I also don't want to be a man. I want to maintain my youth as long as possible so I can spend my 30s still looking like a J-Pop Idol boy.

 

[itsmemario]

I've been going to the gym to get lean but I don't want to get big.

I don't see your point, lots of incels live by themselves including all the dormies (dormcels). Being able to function independently's got nothing to do with inceldom.

And I need my hair to halo me. Without my J-Pop styled hair I will look like a spic. I haven't cut it since I shaved it all to grow it out naturally in February and I never will. Maybe I will go to some sort of stylist when I'm in Japan for some maintenance but I will never fuck with my hair despite my mom begging me to get a haircut even going as far as to say Jap girls like "clean cut guys."

Just Lol @ her.

I also don't want to be a man. I want to maintain my youth as long as possible so I can spend my 30s still looking like a J-Pop Idol boy.

Being able to function independently is a must if you want to move to another country without your parents. And i don't think even japanese girls want someone who don't want to grow up, They wnat a MAN who gets a good carrier and can provide. And i still can't see what would help you to achive anything there besides your haircut.

 

[Zesto]

Being able to function independently is a must if you want to move to another country without your parents. And i don't think even japanese girls want someone who don't want to grow up, They wnat a MAN who gets a good carrier and can provide. And i still can't see what would help you to achive anything there besides your haircut.

Yeah I'll do that stuff but as a J-Pop boy.

I'm in college right now finishing my degree for that purpose. I definitely plan on working.

I just mean physically I'm going to YouthMaxx so I can remain a Hafu Boy as long as I can.

 

[foreigngame]

coping ethnics genuinely believe this happens to ugly white men.

 

[Lord Byron]

IDK about the rest, but im just joking because i dont know how youre gonna get a waifu even after reading all your points, but i actually hope that, after all the effort and time youve invested, you can ascend or at least get closer to ascension. I also learned a foreign language (english) as part of my plan about getting a gf, so i more or less know how that feels. Maybe i dont understand you, but i wish you the best, honestly. Good luck.
Also, i hope that your japanese is better than my english lmao

I’m with Isolationhurts.

I’m wishing you the best on your glorious quest.

But expecting the worst.

 

[itsmemario]

Yeah I'll do that stuff but as a J-Pop boy.

I'm in college right now finishing my degree for that purpose. I definitely plan on working.

I just mean physically I'm going to YouthMaxx so I can remain a Hafu Boy as long as I can.

Well, can't see why would anything be better there but good luck.

 

[Timecel]

HAAHHAHAHHAH
Einstein level IQ post

 

[Shower_Taker]

I believe you OP and rate your story as 100% on the truth scale and 0% on the sarcasm scale.