why is it that FHOs are obsessed with yoga only? what on earth is the reason behind this phenomena and why is it female dominated? it seems the only fags who do yoga drink starbucks and wear scarfs.
i have a hypothesis:
1. yoga is a low effort activity
SDUs cant fathom having to engage in any form of excercise that involves intense cardio. thats why females are hilariously shit at football(soccer) because it involves constant running for an hour and a half. females are such useless lazy cretins they will take whatever shortcuts they can to avoid putting in serious physical effort. this is also why the majority of bodybuilders are men and why females are obsessed with fad diets because they believe that snake oil shit is a proper alternative to physical exercise which its not.
yoga is essentially stretching and breathing exercises so surprise, surprise theres no need for intense cardio.
2. it increases their flexibility for chad
referencing my previous point, since theyre all lazy cunts, theyre bodies are all in a terrible shape and they need to gain flexibility for when chad has her ankles behind her ears. or when he has her in prone bone position for half an hour since she doesnt want to end up with a stiff, sore back. have you seen the stretches they do? its similar to the range of motion the foids in porn go through. coincidence?
3. theyre hiveminded and all flock to the same interests/hobbies
theyre all incredibly vacuous and vapid with no sense of individualism. an aliencel visiting could be mistaken to think theyre all clones of eachother. "touch my butt and buy me pizza, teehee. im not like those other grls. send pics of dog and then we'll talk xoxo"
i also hypothesise that any yoga gatherings occur in could also double as a place for SDUs to share tales of their ONS with chad and further cultivate the seeds for promiscuity.
any other explanations anyone can add?
i have a hypothesis:
1. yoga is a low effort activity
SDUs cant fathom having to engage in any form of excercise that involves intense cardio. thats why females are hilariously shit at football(soccer) because it involves constant running for an hour and a half. females are such useless lazy cretins they will take whatever shortcuts they can to avoid putting in serious physical effort. this is also why the majority of bodybuilders are men and why females are obsessed with fad diets because they believe that snake oil shit is a proper alternative to physical exercise which its not.
yoga is essentially stretching and breathing exercises so surprise, surprise theres no need for intense cardio.
2. it increases their flexibility for chad
referencing my previous point, since theyre all lazy cunts, theyre bodies are all in a terrible shape and they need to gain flexibility for when chad has her ankles behind her ears. or when he has her in prone bone position for half an hour since she doesnt want to end up with a stiff, sore back. have you seen the stretches they do? its similar to the range of motion the foids in porn go through. coincidence?
3. theyre hiveminded and all flock to the same interests/hobbies
theyre all incredibly vacuous and vapid with no sense of individualism. an aliencel visiting could be mistaken to think theyre all clones of eachother. "touch my butt and buy me pizza, teehee. im not like those other grls. send pics of dog and then we'll talk xoxo"
i also hypothesise that any yoga gatherings occur in could also double as a place for SDUs to share tales of their ONS with chad and further cultivate the seeds for promiscuity.
any other explanations anyone can add?
