RageFuel my stupid cunt mother opened my package

[Indari]

with my 32oz lube in there for my fleshlight. literally first package of mine that she's opened. she just asked me what I use it for. it says "anal lube" on it even though it's just water based lube.
why does this bitch always meddle?

 

[TheSecondComing]

JFL you should anticipate these things by watching and planning for when it will be delivered by being there.

 

[Themisterpepsi]

Did you make up a lie on why you ordered it or did you straight up tell her what you're using it for

 

[Deleted member 13256]

it says "anal lube" on it

 

[Indari]

Did you make up a lie on why you ordered it or did you straight up tell her what you're using it for

i ignored the bitch like are you seriously asking me this

OVER OVER OVER OVER OOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[blickpall]

Lmfao anal lube, at this point your past year is just so ludicrous that it can't possibly be LARP.

 

[Themisterpepsi]

i ignored the bitch like are you seriously asking me this

Most based way to avoid that situation

 

[Indari]

Lmfao anal lube, at this point your past year is just so ludicrous that it can't possibly be LARP.

my life is a nightmare.

 

[Animas]

my life is a nightmare.

youre back ! havent seen you post in a few days

 

[Indari]

Most based way to avoid that situation

she will probably awkwardly as fuck bring it up later for no fucking reason and ask me if im gay or having sex and tell me to use condom. she's so fucking autistic

 

[Deleted member 60]

you need to move out man

 

[Deleted member 1410]

helicopter moms create incels.
just mind your own beeswax, bitch.

 

[Indari]

JFL you should anticipate these things by watching and planning for when it will be delivered by being there.

knew it would come today checked for it as soon as I got back from ((((work))))

 

[PectusManletScarCel]

you need to move out man

#metoo

 

[Ritalincel]

anal lube

 

[Rice Cel]

Sheesh

 

[Indari]

you need to move out man

and get fucked by the landlord jew

 

[StaroRavager]

literally first package of mine that she's opened. she just asked me what I use it for. it says "anal lube" on it even though it's just water based lube.

That sounds like something that would happen to me. Multiple unfavorable circumstances working in tandem in order to produce one big "fuck you" moment

 

[Deleted member 60]

and get fucked by the landlord jew

volcel if you wouldn't

 

[Futurecel2.0]

#metoo

 

[Deleted member 1410]

and get fucked by the landlord jew

ah I have a foid jew as a landlady. worst. combination. ever.

 

[jerrycan dan]

Glad my family are so anal retentive about not opening each other's packages. Your mum thinks you're literally anal retentive now lmao.