My sister has never tried to get me laid

[normiesgunnurm]

If she ever needs a kidney and it's up to me then she will die.

2 years younger, lived together most of our lives and she never set me up with one of the prime jb sloot friends she would bring to sleep over

 

[QuantumDummy]

Same.

 

[A Good Friend]

How is the sisterly handjob not an accepted thing yet?

 

[KilluminoidBR]

My sister is 16, cant even ask her help :/

 

[normiesgunnurm]

My sister is 16, cant even ask her help :/

Google says age of consent in Brazil is 14

 

[Jockcel]

My sister is 16, cant even ask her help :/

Or can you?

 

[A Good Friend]

My sister is 16, cant even ask her help :/

 

[MubarakTheCoper]

Is this even a common thing? sisters help brothers to get laid?

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

My sister is 18 and her cute 7/10 friend liked me but she never set me up and when I asked she said “ewww” she know I cry everytime I am on the phone with my parents because I don’t have a gf, but she still refused to set me up.

Women are evil, doesn’t matter if they are your sisters

 

[Jockcel]

My sister is 18 and her cute 7/10 friend liked me but she never set me up and when I asked she said “ewww” she know I cry everytime I am on the phone with my parents because I don’t have a gf, but she still refused to set me up.

Women are evil, doesn’t matter if they are your sisters

Lol what a bitch. Does she think liking a girl is a bad thing?

 

[Deleted member 1627]

Is this even a common thing? sisters help brothers to get laid?

No

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Lol what a bitch. Does she think liking a girl is a bad thing?

Oak but I could have fucked her friend if she helped me out

 

[Deleted member 1039]

How is the sisterly handjob not an accepted thing yet?

Wtf?

 

[Deleted member 60]

my siblings often ridiculed me for my physical and mental flaws. At the same time, they would berate me for trying to improve/looksmax and downplay my accomplishments. They would also constantly gaslight by suggesting girls liked me, and then cockblock whenever a female actually showed interest. It's psychological torture.

 

[Akarin]

If sister doesn't help you get laid with her own vagina she's not your sister

 

[Afrocel]

If sister doesn't help you get laid with her own vagina she's not your sister

If your mom doesn't help you get laid with her own vagina she's not your mom.

 

[jagged0]

My sister doesn't either, why would she?

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Is this even a common thing? sisters help brothers to get laid?

That rarely happens lol.

 

[Akarin]

If your mom doesn't help you get laid with her own vagina she's not your mom.

agree

 

[Deleted member 306]

Fucking whores. Thye want you to suffer

 

[VincentVanCope]

My sister is 18 and her cute 7/10 friend liked me

VOLCEL, FAKECEL.

 

[Sub8Hate]

That sucks man.

My sister is actually pretty fucking cool and has tried to set me up.

Unfortunately nearly all of them turned me down lol.

They were all prime Italian stacies who were like around 5'5" to 5'9", I had no chance.

Although she did facilitate me and my only Stacy gf to get together after I looksmaxxed.

Unfortunately that fell apart after 3 weeks due to a miscommunication issue.

She had actually wanted to be exclusive, but I misunderstood her dialect, and thought she meant marriage.
I said no because I felt she was after a green card, but then I found out what she meant.

I apologized to her and tried to salvage things, but since I wasn't Chad I had no chance.

She moved on to the next guy. It's one of the parts of my life that has caused me much pain.

But my sister helped when I needed it so therefore she's the shit.

 

[AngelOfDisease]

They were all prime Italian stacies who were like around 5'5" to 5'9", I had no chance.
(...)
I said no because I felt she was after a green card, but then I found out what she meant. 

It is not hard for Italians to stay legally in the US and eventually get a green card. Unlike other nationalities, getting married is not the only safe way to get it.

 

[Sub8Hate]

It is not hard for Italians to stay legally in the US and eventually get a green card. Unlike other nationalities, getting married is not the only safe way to get it.

Well the Stacy was actually from South America... It's just that most of my sister's friends were americanized Italians, etc. 

Like the kind of basic bitch foids you see everywhere, attractive and unobtainable lol. I'd see them and internally I'd be thinking that I had no chance lol. 

Did that with the Stacy, too, but she was actually interested. 
I think she didn't care about height so much because she was fresh off the boat and the men 
in her country are shorter than Americans. And of course I fucked it all up.

 

[normiesgunnurm]

It is not hard for Italians to stay legally in the US and eventually get a green card. Unlike other nationalities, getting married is not the only safe way to get it.

Well the Stacy was actually from South America... It's just that most of my sister's friends were americanized Italians, etc.
Like the kind of basic bitch foids you see everywhere, attractive and unobtainable lol. I'd see them and internally I'd be thinking that I had no chance lol.
Did that with the Stacy, too, but she was actually interested.
I think she didn't care about height so much because she was fresh off the boat and the men
in her country are shorter than Americans. And of course I fucked it all up.

It's fine if she lost interest so fast she really wasn't interested much in the first place.

She would probably make you pay for 100 dinners and then dump you leaving you with an empty wallet and blue balls.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

You and your sister should do a live action anime.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

Kill her and frame it as a suicide.

 

[Bri8564]

Kill her and frame it as a suicide.

 

[Currycel4Life]

"[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]2 years younger"[/font]

[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]There's why. You're the older brother, she's going to come to you when she needs advice. It's not within your roles that SHE helps YOU find a spouse.It's within your roles that she comes to you for advice regarding dudes she's dating. [/font]

[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Sorry bruh, but this aint how things work. Don't expect any help from her in the future either.[/font]

 

[Sub8Hate]

It's fine if she lost interest so fast she really wasn't interested much in the first place.

She would probably make you pay for 100 dinners and then dump you leaving you with an empty wallet and blue balls.

Yeah it was pretty much a joke of a relationship. I've never been buxxed, though, and I wasn't then. 
We didn't go all the way but I did catch a couple blow jays. Seeing Stacy Bob up and down on my cawk was awesome, though. 

But yeah, overall, it was bullshit.

 

[Richard spencer]

If your mom doesn't help you get laid with her own vagina she's not your mom.

If dad doesn't put on a wig and get u laid off his boipussy Hes not your dad.

 

[oilonthe-Rose]

Why would she ? Women are cruel, heartless creatures.

 

[Afrocel]

If dad doesn't put on a wig and get u laid off his boipussy Hes not your dad.

Traps don't count as women though.

 

[mrhaircut33]

How is the sisterly handjob not an accepted thing yet?

You're a fucking weirdo

 

[A Good Friend]

You're a fucking weirdo

Not an argument, kiddo

 

[Chadistan]

LMAO my older sister has an extensive network of friends and yet has never once attempted to set me up. One of those women who say "you're the most handsome sibling by far" yet won't even attempt to get you in with her tens of close friends.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

If dad doesn't put on a wig and get u laid off his boipussy Hes not your dad.

Pop that pussy, boi.