Based My roommate is a dirty rat so I cleaned dirty floor and hobs with his kitchen sponge

[thespanishcel]

Honestly this fucker pisses me off so much, he never cleans anything and is always staring at me like a deer in headlights, I've tried being polite and friendly with him but he never replies back. He never locks the bathroom door and sometimes when I enter I see him taking a piss with that expressionless grimace like if he's plotting to murder me. I've nicknamed him "mongolito de la pradera" which I can translate like "little retard of the prairie" Since he's never going to change I've taken my petty revenge by taking his kitchen sponge and using it to scrub all the grease from the hobs and some parts of the floor that had so much accumulated dirt. Then slightly rinsed it so it's not very noticeable but didn't use cold water or soap so some of the dirt is still there. Enjoy cleaning your dishes with oil, grease and dust, you annoying cunt

 

[Incelius Savage]

Maybe he has a problem with you that needs addressing

 

[thespanishcel]

Maybe he has a problem with you that needs addressing

I've never interacted with this fucker more than 30 seconds I swear, it's impossible I have pissed him off. My longest dialogue with him was "please clean after yourself because if you don't the fuckers from the agency will take money off our deposit" and he said "yeah yeah I do it later" in an almost inaudible voice. Of course the dickhead never cleans so I have to be his maid.

 

[Incelius Savage]

I've never interacted with this fucker more than 30 seconds I swear, it's impossible I have pissed him off. My longest dialogue with him was "please clean after yourself because if you don't the fuckers from the agency will take money off our deposit" and he said "yeah yeah I do it later" in an almost inaudible voice. Of course the dickhead never cleans so I have to be his maid.

Well no shit. You’re a literal stranger to the guy. I feel the same way as this dude does towards my family. Just talk to him, it’ll make him feel more comfortable around you.

 

[thespanishcel]

Well no shit. You’re a literal stranger to the guy. I feel the same way as this dude does towards my family. Just talk to him, it’ll make him feel more comfortable around you.

I already told you I always said hi to him or even tried to make small conversation but it's useless, it's obvious he doesn't want to talk. I respect that but at least be civilized and clean the common areas ffs, or go living alone in a pigsty kek.

 

[Incelius Savage]

I already told you I always said hi to him or even tried to make small conversation but it's useless, it's obvious he doesn't want to talk. I respect that but at least be civilized and clean the common areas ffs, or go living alone in a pigsty kek.

Are you two different races?

 

[thespanishcel]

Are you two different races?

Nope

 

[Incelius Savage]

I already told you I always said hi to him or even tried to make small conversation but it's useless, it's obvious he doesn't want to talk. I respect that but at least be civilized and clean the common areas ffs, or go living alone in a pigsty kek.

Maybe you come off as an asshole to him so he reframes from talking to you.

 

[thespanishcel]

Maybe you come off as an asshole to him so he reframes from talking to you.

Then that's his problem bruh I never done anything bad or offensive to him, still no excuse for not being clean. I didn't like one of my previous rommates who was an English exchange student (with a thick annoying northern accent and resting bitch face) but I always cleaned the kitchen after myself and for taking trash out or cleaning the toilet we split tasks. Some people are not civilized enough to share house.

 

[Incelius Savage]

Then that's his problem bruh I never done anything bad or offensive to him, still no excuse for not being clean. I didn't like one of my previous rommates who was an English exchange student (with a thick annoying northern accent and resting bitch face) but I always cleaned the kitchen after myself and for taking trash out or cleaning the toilet we split tasks. Some people are not civilized enough to share house.

Maybe he broke his dick. You should form a bond with the guy. Or maybe he is depressed

 

[thespanishcel]

Good news boyos, he's leaving by the end of the month. SO LONG SUCKER

 

[Filthy_Reject]

the sponge is a good one, make sure he has a terrible experience before he leaves, do more pranks